Hoooo boy.

This is found on SLAM via The Big Lead via TrueHoop. I think my favorite part is Z-Bo with the whited-out Blazers jersey.

No, actually my favorite part is Kim Kardashian being qualified as a "Super Socialite And Model".

No...I changed my mind. My favorite part is that the headlines on Lowpost right now pretty much read "KG Will Wear Number 5!", "KG To the Celtics!", "KG Makes Us Forget About Donaghy!", "KG Leaves the T-Wolves!", "KG Not Going to the Suns!" and, finally, "Zach Randolph Is Having a Fucking Party!"

I love the NBA.

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