Editor's Note:: Possibly the greatest diary in the history of diaries. Jake, if you ever want to be P&T's full-time Youtubesman, you let me know. Make sure to check out Arichmix's post below as well. I love you guys.

Hey guys, I know the YT Report is more of Bullets Forever kind of thing, but since Seth gave me my current title I figured I might as well try one here.  Now this is going to be a little different from all the reports I've done, here's what you have to do to maximize your viewing experience:

1. On the second video, turn the volume completely down.
2. Begin the first video, and when the ticker counts down from 5:04 down to 4:30 start the second video.

Don't ask me how I came up with this, because frankly, I have no clue but I figured since none of you enjoy VC that you all would like to see him become a big girl.