The Knicks need a Dan Steinberg.

I noticed this little aside in a Mike Dougherty blog post:

See, THIS is the shit we need to hear about. Gimme details! What exactly do they do to each other's clothes? What are their reactions? Can I get video tape? We already know the Knicks suck. We know Isiah's incompetent. We know Steph is surly, Curry's fat, and Nate is immature. Enough repackaging the same depressing stories. Show me Nate Robinson pissing on Eddy Curry's mink coat.  

I guess fans of bad teams don't get insight into the hidden quirks of their players. Also, the Dolan regime would never permit that kind of transparency. Someday, friends. Someday.