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Here is a compiled list of every rhyme I heard Clyde say throughout the course of the season. Yes, I have a lot of free time.
"So nice, we’ll show it twice."
"So nice, we’ll show it twice."
"So nice, play it twice."
"Swoops… and hoops."
"Swoops and hoops off the glass."
"Swoops and hoops."
"Undaunted by the first rejection, able to swoop and hoop."
"Swoops for the hoop."
"Nice swoop to the hoop."
"Don’t break that plane. So all that work, in vain."
"In vain, in pain."
"Stealin’ and dealin’."
"Stealing and dealing, what got them into the game."
"Stealing and dealing."
"Yeah, he’s been stealin’ and dealin’."
"Wheelin’ and dealin’."
"Wheelin’ and dealin’."
"Wheeling and dealing to the hoop."
"Wheels and deals off the glass."
"Nice wheelin’ and dealin’."
"Wheels and deals to Dave."
"Wheels and deals."
"The wheel and deal by Zach."
"Wheelin’ and dealin’ off the dribble."
"This time wheeling and dealing for the deuce."
"Providing the emphasis with his wheeling and dealing."
"Then the wheelin’ and dealin’ by Stevenson."
"Wheelin’ and dealin’ with the finger roll."
"This time wheelin’ and dealin’ to get to the line."
"Nice wheelin’ and dealin’ by Zach."
"Wheeling and dealing that time."
"And this wheel and deal off the glass."
"Watch the wheelin’ and dealin’ right there."
"Wheeling and dealing."
"Wheels and deals off the glass."
"Nice wheelin’ and dealin’ in the paint."
"Watch the wheel and deal off Bosh."
"Nice little wheelin’ and dealin’ this time."
"Nice little wheelin’ and dealin’ right there."
"Wheelin’ and dealin’ by Jeffries."
"Nice wheelin’ and dealin’ by Cook."
"Wheelin’ and dealin’ right there."
"In his element, wheelin’ and dealin’."
"Wheelin’ and dealin’ off the glass."
"Now he’s getting into his act again, wheeling and dealing."
"After this wheelin’ and dealin’ by Dunleavy."
"This time nice wheelin’ and dealin’."
"Snyder wheelin’ and dealin’."
"Gomes wheelin’ and dealin’."
"Movin’ and groovin’ to draw the foul."
"Moving and grooving."
"Nice moving and grooving to score."
"Jamal movin’ and groovin’."
"Guys are moving and grooving out there now."
"Now Jamison movin’ and groovin’."
"Nice movin’ and groovin’ by Zach."
"Showed a lot of energy out there, moving and grooving."
"Start movin’ and groovin’ a little more."
"Good movin’ and groovin’ by Curry on the D."
"Good movin’ and groovin’ by Q."
"The Knicks movin’ and grooving’, but can’t finish."
"It’s like vintage Curry, now, movin’ and groovin’ in the paint."
"Zach is moving and grooving tonight."
"Stumbling and bumbling."
"Knicks stumbling and bumbling now."
"The Knicks stumbling and bumbling again."
"The Knicks thriving in transition, the Bucks stumbling and bumbling."
"Knicks stumbling and bumbling out there, can’t stay on their feet."
"A lot of stumbling and bumbling going on tonight."
"This time Chandler stumbling, fumbling."
"Slicing and dicing between the Knicks."
"Slicing and dicing with dexterity."
"Nate did a nice job that time slicing and dicing."
"This time slicing and dicing through the Blazers."
"Slicing and dicing that time."
"The Knicks playing with tenacity and sagacity now."
"Talk about Paul’s sagacity, his tenacity, and his old school mentality."
"Nate the great."
"Nate the great at the line."
"Let’s take a look at Nate the great."
"So Nate the great providing the Knicks offense, now."
"Nate the great, penetrating and devastating."
"Nate has been great."
"Razzle dazzle by Jamal."
"Razzle dazzle."
"Razzle dazzle."
"A little razzle dazzle off the dribble."
"A little razzle dazzle by Paul to get into the paint."
"Let’s take a look at the razzle dazzle by Crawford."
"Little razzle dazzle by Jamal."
"Huffing and stuffing."
"Huffing and stuffing."
"Huffing and stuffing along the baseline."
"Huffing and stuffing that time."
"Good anticipation, huffing and stuffing."
"Huffing and stuffing that time along the baseline."
"Off the dribble, perimeter shots, huffing and stuffing."
"Take a look at Zach, going to the rack."
"Zach to the rack."
"Zach to the rack with the right hand that time."
"Zach to the rack, so he’s at the line shooting one."
"So Zach to the rack."
"Zach gets it back."
"Both teams huffing and puffing, now."
"They’re all huffing and puffing."
"See the huffing and puffing going on now."
"A lot of huffing and puffing going on."
"A little huffing and puffing going on."
"Nate continues to percolate."
"Nate starting to percolate."
"Cruises and bruises to the hoop."
"It was vicious, let’s see if it was malicious."
"Vicious, but not malicious, by Balkman."
"Nick the quick."
"It’s not how many you take, it’s how many you make."
"Duping and hooping."
"Then the dupe for the hoop."
"Nice duping and hooping that time."
"A little more pep in their step."
"They were hacking and whacking guys."
"Hacking and whacking by the Knicks, now."
"Dreadful hacking and whacking."
"They were hacking and whacking him all the way to the hoop."
"The Pacers hacking and whacking."
"Spinning and winning that time."
"Yi and Lee. Spinning and winning on Dave."
"Spinning and winning on the right side of the court."
"That time nice spinning and winning off the glass."
"Spinning and winning along the base line that time."
"Spinning and winning that time off the glass."
"Previously spinning and winning the right side, now the left side."
"The Knicks running and stunning."
"Running and stunning the Knicks now."
"Running and stunning the Knicks."
"Running and stunning the Knicks now."
"No play for Mr. Gray."
"Used and abused him."
"Being used and abused by Jamal."
"He was usin’ and abusin’ Bibby."
"Usin’ and abusin’ the big man."
"Been used and abused by Nate Robinson."
"Hustling and muscling."
"Watch his hustle and muscle in there."
"A little shake and bake."
"Another little shake and bake right there."
"A little shaking and baking that time."
"That time a little shakin’ bakin’ off the glass."
"No one can stay with him when he starts shaking and baking."
"Right there, shaking and baking."
"Jamal, shaking and baking in the paint this time."
"Let’s take a look at the shake and bake by Nate."
"Not allowing him to shake and bake like he normally does."
"He’s been shaking and baking here in the third quarter."
"There’s not a lot of time to shake and bake."
"Saw Nate shakin’ and bakin’ on him."
"Williams, a little shake and bake as he goes to the hoop."
"Nice little shake and bake that time to get to the line."
"Rose with a post and toast."
"Rose knew right away he could post and toast him."
"He’s going to post and toast him all evening if he does that."
"This time posting and toasting in the paint."
"Previously Curry posting and toasting him."
"No match as Curry posted and toasted him."
"This time posting and toasting."
"West starts posting and toasting."
"Previously posting and toasting."
"Nice post and toast by Zach that time."
"Nice post and toast that time by Q-Rich."
"Aldridge posting and toasting."
"Frye looking to post and toast."
"Good dishing and swishing now by both teams."
"Let’s take a look at the dishing and swishing."
"Yeah, they’re dishing and swishing now."
"Nice dishing and swishing here by the Knicks in transition."
"Nate Robinson, with his dishing and swishing."
"Can’t allow him to dish and swish and bound and astound."
"They continue to dish and swish now."
"They need to do more dishing and swishing."
"Good dishing and swishing right now by the Knicks."
"They’re not scoring in transition, just a easy dish and swish."
"Another dish and swish."
"After no dishing and swishing earlier in the first half…"
"That time they did some dishing and swishing."
"Yeah, not a lot of dishing and swishing by the Knicks."
"Good dishing by the Hawks, but can they swish?"
"So not a lot of dishing and swishing by the Knicks."
"He was dishing and swishing right there."
"Good dishing and swishing by Gomes."
"That time stopping and popping."
"You can stop and pop."
"The stop and the pop by Crawford."
"This time stopping and popping."
"Lean and mean."
"The Knicks seem tired and uninspired."
"Rambling reck from Georgia Tech."
"Jamal doing it all."
"Q-Rich looking, Delfino Cooking."
"Chandler looking, Foster cooking."
"So if you don’t use it, you lose it."
"If you don’t use it, you lose it."
"And if you don’t use it, you lose it."
"So if you don’t use it, you lose it."
"The Knicks are looking to double, and that’s how they’re getting in trouble."
"A new beast of the East."
"Dancing and prancing is Q."
"That time dancing and prancing along the sideline."
"Dancing and prancing to the hoop."
"Dancin’ and prancin’ six feet away."
"With a hook and a crook that time."
"Resounding rebounding."
"Resounding rebounding, now percolating on the offense."
"Resounding rebounding, we’ve seen that."
"Resounding rebounding now, by both teams on the offense."
"That resounding rebound by Nate."
"Look at the resounding rebounding by the Knicks."
"Resounding rebounding that time by Jeffries."
"Nice little ziggin’ zaggin’."
"Paul likes to do a lot of ziggin’ and zaggin’."
"There’s a zig, another zag."
"As he hangs and bangs off the glass."
"Jamal hanging and banging that time."
"Hanging and banging to finish."
"That time he was hanging and banging…"
"This time hanging and banging."
"Bounding and astounding against the Knicks."
"Can’t allow him to dish and swish and bound and astound."
"The orchestrator, the penetrator, the creator."
"Money talks, nobody walks."
"The Pistons, now, with zest and finesse."
"Trying to dish it to Nate, but it was too late."
"Fire and desire."
"All the Knicks, now, playing with fire and desire."
"No threes, please."
"Just running and gunning."
"The Hawks came out running and gunning."
"As the Mavs continue to run and gun."
"Continues to penetrate and devastate."
"Penetrating, devastating."
"Barea penetrates, Dampier devastates."
"This is at least the third time Nate has been able to penetrate and devastate."
"Nate the great, penetrating and devastating."
"The ability to penetrate and create."
"Zach doing what he does best… penetrating, creating."
"Just penetrating, creating off the dribble."
"Poor D by David Lee."
"That time, good D by Lee."
"Right here, the good D by Lee."
"Good D by Lee, coming to help on the weak side."
"Goes from erratic to dramatic."
"No quit, ‘lotta grit."
"So the Knicks very loosey goosey, now."
"The Magic has been tragic."
"He continues to drive and thrive."
"To try to put some chillin’ on Crawford’s thrillin’."
"There he is… curling and furling the Knicks."
"Knicks without a knack, folks."
"No Knick with a knack right now. They are searching for offense."
"It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing."
"Crowd moans and groans as he misfires."
"Pachulia is peculia."
"Have you hurryin’ and worryin’."
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goodness gracious
I commend you on this good sir. Clyde really needs to invest in becoming a children’s book author.
Walt Frazier
Swishing, Dishing…...publishing?!
"I'll probably go get lifted right now with Greg. Hey, and come back tomorrow and try to get another win."
-Renaldo
by solanumbrella on Jun 9, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
i might print this out
in the hopes that someday, when the human race is long gone, some new lifeform finds this artifact and can relive the majesty of Clyde. Very good work.
Posting and Toasting: Unabashed Knicks fanaticism with the occasional poop joke.
this is just amazing.
i would say that you are the man. but clearly the man is Clyde Frazier. you’re a serious runner up, though.

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