What would we do without Steph?

Seriously. We rip him for his antics, his attitude, and his historically spotty play, but what would we be without Stephon Marbury? We're a bunch of critics and quibblers, thirsty for anything to talk about. Who in all of sports is more bloggable than our very own light bulb-headed point guard? In case you haven't heard about the most recent chapter in the opus that is Steph's public life, dig:

Stephon Marbury bounded off the Knicks team bus at Vegas' Valley High last night - a new tattoo inscribed on his left temple. The "3" logo found on his Starbury sneaker and apparel line is now a permanent part of his bald head.

Good thing the permanent tattoo ink wasn't used on his Knick jersey.

All of the appropriate photoshopping was done long before I got home to find this story, but anyone who finds actual photo evidence gets major P&T points. Even more points go to the brave user who tattoos "P&T" onto his or her head. However welcome Steph's departure would be on the court and in the locker room, we'll surely be missing his unrelenting knack for the unusual if and when he leaves town. Long live Bizarrebury.