Scrub Judgment Day

by Seth on Aug 7, 2008 7:51 AM EDT in Events Comment 8 comments

I'll be at my place of work from this morning until tomorrow evening for the dreaded camp overnight. I figured I'd take this opportunity to hold voting for the first-ever Posting And Toasting Top Scrubs Countdown List Bonanza. Voting is easy enough, just make a username if you don't have one already and comment on this post with your favorite scrubs ranked 1 through 8, 1 being the most good. I chose 8 because 5 feels too few and 10 seems a bit ambitious, but I'm open to change. I'll give us until sometime Friday night to vote, and then I'll tally that shit up like my name was Archimedes. A first place vote counts as 8 points, second place is 7, and so on. For our compilation of some juicy scrub names, refer to this post. Keep in mind that the eventual Top 8 will be memorialized in long post form, so don't give a guy a lot of points unless you can envision a thorough, entertaining post being written in his honor. Also remember that we're not necessarily going after serviceable players. Maybe, even the opposite. Comic value and character hold high value at Posting and Toasting. Alright, get to work! If you have any questions, I'm not here, so ask your mom.

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My votes

1. Jerome James
2. Jackie Butler
3. Qyntel Woods
4. Shandon Anderson
5. Mardy Collins
6. Moochie Norris
7. Chris Dudley
8. David Wingate

Posting and Toasting: Unabashed Knicks fanaticism with the occasional poop joke.

by Seth on Aug 7, 2008 7:55 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

i like travis and chris, i dislike doug and mardy

1. scott brooks
2. mardy collins
3. travis knight
4. herb williams
5. chris dudley
6. frederic weis
7. doug christie
8. eric anderson

by stingy d on Aug 7, 2008 10:21 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

1. jerome james, let’s be real he’s a legend in his own time
2. chris dudley, some might call him the quintessential scrub
3. qyntel woods, for somehow being both a dog fighter and a larry brown favorite
4. travis knight, for banging jeff bagwell’s wife and just being generally ridiculous looking
5. moochie norris’ hair
6. rick brunson, for some reason he just sticks out from those spree/camby teams
7. herb williams, its unclear when he switched from scrub to assistant coach, but he never gave up his seat.

and i had an 8th vote, but jerome james ate it. jerome #1!

by ny knickerbocker on Aug 7, 2008 11:52 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

i'll run the matt barnes campaign all by myself if i have to

1. matt barnes. come on people. vote or die
2. qyntel woods!
3. randolph morris. let. dolph. spin.
4. jerome james, who appears to be running away with this one early
5. chris dudley.
6. jackie butler. because he once had sex with a woman and made her vomit due to the sheer force of his body weight, then he stole her leather jacket. that’s a true story.
7. bruno sundov. if bruno gets in, i will try to convince my friend-who-is-friends-with-renaldo-balkman-and-was-once-friends-with-bruno-sundov-but-no-longer-is-because-bruno-plays-in-cyprus-now to write a post of his memories of their fleeting camaraderie.
8. rick brunson. i’m not sure how good a post on rick is, because all i remember about him was that he was awesome and never played. not sure why he was awesome or why he nver played.

The Son of Dippin.

by Barnesgasm on Aug 7, 2008 12:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

barnes

i’m gonna change one of my votes to barnes in the final tally to guarantee a barnesgasm entry in the posting.

Posting and Toasting: Unabashed Knicks fanaticism with the occasional poop joke.

by Seth on Aug 8, 2008 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

1. Jerome James
2. Kelvin Cato
3. Ime Udoka
4. Rick Brunson
5. Erick Strickland
6. Lee Nailon
7. Lavor Postell
8. Jamison Brewer

I like Mardy and don’t really consider him a scrub, so therefore I’m not putting him on the list.

The Four-Point Play, read it bitches

by Arichmix on Aug 7, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Top Scrubs

1) Vin Baker
2) Rick Brunson
3) Big Snacks
4) Eddie Lee Wilkins
5) Scotty Brooks
6) Eric Anderson (IU baby)
7) Matt Barnes (he technically qualifies because he was a scrub when he was a Knick, right?)
8) The entire 2005-06 roster

Ewing with the step...YES! and the foul!

by Anthony Masons Haircut on Aug 8, 2008 5:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

1. Jerome James
2. Rick Brunson
3. Let Dolph Spin
4. Jamison Brewer
5. Clarence Weatherspoon (don’t know how I left him off my original list)
6. Felton Spencer
7. Ime Udoka
8. Kelvin Cato

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by Dachs on Aug 10, 2008 11:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs