A Meaningless Poll on a Quiet Tuesday
by Seth on Sep 2, 2008 8:08 PM EDT
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PrintIt's pretty quiet in Knicks world right now and I'm still settling into school, so here's a quick poll to keep you thinking. With the recent acquisition of Patrick Ewing Jr., the Knicks boast quite a lineup of prodigious dunkers. Among them are:
Patrick Ewing Jr.: 2008 NCAA Dunk Contest participant
David Lee: 2001 High School Dunk Contest winner
Nate Robinson: 2006 NBA Dunk Contest winner
Fred Jones: 2004 NBA Dunk Contest winner
Wilson Chandler: Not a bad dunker himself
So, simple question. Who would win a dunk contest? Remember that in-game dunking ability doesn't necessarily translate into creativity on the contest stage. Let's say we're taking the dunker at the prime of his dunking career. Vote or die.
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PEwing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHHQr2JNxTU
Ewing with the step...YES! and the foul!
by Anthony Masons Haircut on Sep 2, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions
P-Ew
he’d win… and… i’m sure he is at least proficient at everything jared jeffries completely ruins. it’s th ebest pick up since… dare i say… matt barnes.
better question
Who would win a Knick anti-dunk contest?
Zach Randolph: I’m pretty sure he went all season without dunking once. Even though he’s, like, 6’9.
Malik Rose: Very uncreative, also, 8% dead.
Jerome James: obvious
Stephon Marbury: used to be able to do ridiculous dunks, but, when you pressed the “dunk” button when Stephon had a breakaway in the last nba game I owned, he started out looking like he was going to dunk but then switched to a finger roll that never went in, ever.
The rules of an anti-dunk contest are: you have a minute to dunk the ball, and whoever looks the most pathetic while doing so wins, but also has to live with the eternal shame of how pathetic they are.
signed,
a guy who is 6’2 and struggles to clap the backboard.
Not a current Knick,
but Allan Houston. whose anti-dunk chops are well documented.
Posting and Toasting: Yes sir!
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