A Meaningless Poll on a Quiet Tuesday

by Seth on Sep 2, 2008 8:08 PM EDT in Miscellaneous Comment 4 comments

It's pretty quiet in Knicks world right now and I'm still settling into school, so here's a quick poll to keep you thinking. With the recent acquisition of Patrick Ewing Jr., the Knicks boast quite a lineup of prodigious dunkers. Among them are:

Patrick Ewing Jr.: 2008 NCAA Dunk Contest participant

David Lee: 2001 High School Dunk Contest winner

Nate Robinson: 2006 NBA Dunk Contest winner

Fred Jones: 2004 NBA Dunk Contest winner

Wilson Chandler: Not a bad dunker himself

So, simple question. Who would win a dunk contest? Remember that in-game dunking ability doesn't necessarily translate into creativity on the contest stage. Let's say we're taking the dunker at the prime of his dunking career. Vote or die.

Poll

Knicks Dunk Contest: Who wins?

Patrick Ewing, Jr.

46 votes

David Lee

16 votes

Nate Robinson

80 votes

Fred Jones

31 votes

Wilson Chandler

16 votes

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PEwing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHHQr2JNxTU

Ewing with the step...YES! and the foul!

by Anthony Masons Haircut on Sep 2, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

P-Ew

he’d win… and… i’m sure he is at least proficient at everything jared jeffries completely ruins. it’s th ebest pick up since… dare i say… matt barnes.

by stingy d on Sep 3, 2008 9:40 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

better question

Who would win a Knick anti-dunk contest?

Zach Randolph: I’m pretty sure he went all season without dunking once. Even though he’s, like, 6’9.
Malik Rose: Very uncreative, also, 8% dead.
Jerome James: obvious
Stephon Marbury: used to be able to do ridiculous dunks, but, when you pressed the “dunk” button when Stephon had a breakaway in the last nba game I owned, he started out looking like he was going to dunk but then switched to a finger roll that never went in, ever.

The rules of an anti-dunk contest are: you have a minute to dunk the ball, and whoever looks the most pathetic while doing so wins, but also has to live with the eternal shame of how pathetic they are.

signed,
a guy who is 6’2 and struggles to clap the backboard.

The Son of Dippin.

by Barnesgasm on Sep 3, 2008 3:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs