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That title is actually an anagram for "Knicks Anagrams."  Catchy, no? 

Anyway, I've long thought that anagrams were as interesting and as predictive as astrology.  But, long breaks between preseason -- preseason! -- games will drive a bored man to desperate measures.  So I ran the notables from the NYK roster through the anagram machine and here is what I found.  It's more revealing than I expected.  (But still not very revealing.)

Danilo Gallinari = An Invalid Inlaid Gorilla

Wilson Chandler = Swollen and Rich

Eddy Curry = Cruddy Rye

Nate "The Great" Robinson = Threatener on Boasting

Larry Hughes = Harsher, Ugly

Chris Duhon = Shod Urchin

Al Harrington = Rang in Harlot

Toney Douglas = Youngest Load

Jordan Hill = Jill Hard-on

Darko Milicic = Acidic or Milk

Jared Jeffries = Jar if Fed Jeers

and my personal favorite

David Lee = Evil Dead (how can that not be his P&T approved nickname?)

 

Bonus Anagrams:

Isiah Thomas = I am a hot hiss

Stephon Marbury = As Nymph or Brute

 

Extra Bonus Anagrams:

Posting and Toasting = Stagnant Idiot Pongs

Seth Rosenthal = Threaten Slosh (accurately describes most undergrads, I think)

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