Making Ransacks
by Serious Garbage Time on Oct 7, 2009 5:54 PM EDT
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That title is actually an anagram for "Knicks Anagrams." Catchy, no?
Anyway, I've long thought that anagrams were as interesting and as predictive as astrology. But, long breaks between preseason -- preseason! -- games will drive a bored man to desperate measures. So I ran the notables from the NYK roster through the anagram machine and here is what I found. It's more revealing than I expected. (But still not very revealing.)
Danilo Gallinari = An Invalid Inlaid Gorilla
Wilson Chandler = Swollen and Rich
Eddy Curry = Cruddy Rye
Nate "The Great" Robinson = Threatener on Boasting
Larry Hughes = Harsher, Ugly
Chris Duhon = Shod Urchin
Al Harrington = Rang in Harlot
Toney Douglas = Youngest Load
Jordan Hill = Jill Hard-on
Darko Milicic = Acidic or Milk
Jared Jeffries = Jar if Fed Jeers
and my personal favorite
David Lee = Evil Dead (how can that not be his P&T approved nickname?)
Bonus Anagrams:
Isiah Thomas = I am a hot hiss
Stephon Marbury = As Nymph or Brute
Extra Bonus Anagrams:
Posting and Toasting = Stagnant Idiot Pongs
Seth Rosenthal = Threaten Slosh (accurately describes most undergrads, I think)
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and, more specifically,
the salaries page.
http://www.shamsports.com/content/pages/data/salaries/index.jsp
by Seth on Oct 7, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was not
Thanks, Mr. Slosh
"Ariza on Mobley, trying to put some chillin on his thrillin"
"Vexing D, makes you hurry, makes you worry"
by Serious Garbage Time on Oct 7, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
about the d-lee name
his nickname is, and forever shall be, “shallow water.” kenny smith tested, kenny smith approved.
by latrell chokewell on Oct 7, 2009 7:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i tend to co-sign kenny smith
but i think evil dead is too much to ignore.
but what is the genesis of “shallow water”
twitter.com/aighttho
by stingy d on Oct 8, 2009 12:43 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
lee scores all his points from 5 feet and in
that’s why kenny came up with it.
now d-lee can actually hit a jumper, but this was 100% true a few years ago.
by latrell chokewell on Oct 8, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not to poke a hole in this exercise...
…because i love it, but where’s the “v” in “danilo gallinari”?
by Seth on Oct 7, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
As long as there's 'D' in Danilo Gallinari
I think we’ll be OK.
by fuhry on Oct 8, 2009 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Outstanding point
I couldn’t read my own handwriting. It’s actually “An Inlaid Gorilla”
"Ariza on Mobley, trying to put some chillin on his thrillin"
"Vexing D, makes you hurry, makes you worry"
by Serious Garbage Time on Oct 8, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's amazing!
I love how many of them actually match the players character. I fully endorse
“Evil Dead!” I think I’ll go listen to “Zombie” by the Cranberries now.
by StarksMiddleFinger on Oct 8, 2009 10:29 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So true
Just like Eddy Curry, Cruddy Rye is also worthless, moldy, and filled with carbohydrates.
"Ariza on Mobley, trying to put some chillin on his thrillin"
"Vexing D, makes you hurry, makes you worry"
by Serious Garbage Time on Oct 8, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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