won’t be able to run my typeface-mouth, but i will be watching.

and seth, i’m sorry you had to see that first lebron game. i think it’s my fault. in any case – we better step up tonight.

For not fucking carrying MSG. Also, thanks ESPN! for hyping this game more than anything ever, then NOT playing it.

Either way, won’t be posting. Instead, I’ll be listening to “Body Bags” by Cassidy feat. Cory Gunz on loop.

Go Knicks.

I don’t want to see LeBron get a quadruple double, anyway.

I expect the phallic humor on the thread to be through the roof to hold me over until I get home.

szczerbiak is starting. remember that he torched the knicks the last time the cavs visited new york. we’ll see how that goes when he’s the only shooting guard.

10-0?

1/7th of the way to 63, which if my math skills serve me correctly would be two more than Kobe the other night.

When Jeffries decides to take over on the offensive end, you know you’re in trouble.

good lord

… really?

anybody else feel that way?

aka either a 10-point swing in favor or against the Knicks is about to come.

they’re either beautiful or ugly, ugly, UGLY

if he’s gonna hit his jumpers, then kobe’s record is gonzo

let’s go!

Although the Knicks have been sloppy at some points, they’ve actually been in it throughout the game, unlike against the Lakers, where they decided to let Kobe take over and expected him to just slow down at some point. Obviously, he didn’t. Let’s see how they tightly they can handle LeBron for the rest of the game… because their D is OK, but he’s still been taking over.

somebody needs to mow over lebron tonight. on offense, not defense. just headbutt him right in the trachea on a drive to the basket.

ow

arrrgghhh

not terrible, considering that lebron was hitting jumpers and the knicks spent the entire first quarter asleep

would allow that to happen.

if this team was even adequate defensively, they’d be a 5-6 seed.

chris duhon MUST look for his own shot. the pick and roll fails because defenders can ignore him.

should be back by the 4th…hopefully.

you drive to the basket and hit JARED JEFFRIES for a jumper. take it yourself! jesus.

him and wally szczerbiak are such good friends

my facial hair grows way too much

seems like he got all his scoring done in the first five minutes of the first.

-19 when he’s been on the floor. ouch.

plus a non-called lebron hack

a quick chandler three just isn’t an appropriate response to falling down by 7

maybe…

If Pierce goes over 30 someone is getting shot.

that DLee is behind a LOT of our sloppy pass turnovers?

let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go.

what is this!?

for the harrington sweepstakes

when it’s pre-determined that they’ll get 20+ foul shots.

shoulda happened in the second quarter

this is killing me.

HE DID NOT STEP OUT.

come on. we need this miracle.

does he only miss clutch free throws? he seems to make every other.

lebron traveled

we shouldn’t get down after the Knicks lose games like this.

this team is good enough to go to the playoffs. what they have to do is worry about the games against teams like the Raptors, Warriors, Clippers, Pacers, Bobcats, Bucks, T’Wolves, etc.

the losses to Indy, Minnesota at home, Oklahoma City and the 17 losses to Philly are what’s killing them right now.

that “quick two and foul” shit NEVER EVER works, and I’ve been watching basketball for 20+ years now.

oh well. Atleast we didn’t lose in Indy or vs. the Hawks. We can get out of this 21-28, hope the Blazers stumble over us, and come out of this week 22-28.

And look, he’s got his triple double.

god that’s so humiliating to even LISTEN to.

So I can’t take part in these awesome chats.

But once I saw that Gallinari was guarding Gibson for a couple of plays, I couldn’t wait to check out the chatwrap . . . only to be crushed with disappointment.

Please tell me how nobody pointed out that Cock was on Boobie tonight?