Zach Randolph Inaction Figure

H/t Basketbawful, who calls it the "Z-Bo Laction Figure"

This calls to mind a number of questions:

(1)  Even if he was still on the Knicks (and baruch hashem, he's not), who in their right mind would have wanted this clogging their shelves and poisoning their memories?

(2)  And if MacFarlane products was really committed to accuracy, would this doll really have a right hand?

(3)  Which is harder to trade, this doll or Z-Bo himself?

And finally

(4)  Does this doll somehow contaminate the chemistry of your collection?