Confirmed: Chris Bosh is Ass

by s.bucektz on May 29, 2009 3:07 PM EDT Comment 22 comments

http://realgm.com/src_wiretap_archives/59456/20090529/amare_lobbying_for_knicks_gig_in_2010/

even his peers are saying it...Amare Stoudamire said he wants to go to NY and they SHOULD sign him over chris bosh because hes better...im not exactly the biggest stoudamire fan but I think pairing him wit LeBron would be a lot better than pairing Chris Bosh with Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Magic Johnson and Wilt Chamberlain...

anyone else feel like chris bosh is just a big fat pussy or is that just me

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This doesn't confirm anything

actually

In fact in confirms that Amare is a frickin bonehead too.

If Bosh played in Pringles system he’d get at least as many points as Amare did.

They both don’t play defense. Bosh may be skinnier, but he still does the same stuff.

I can’t really say Id have one over the other, just that Id like to have at least one of them on the team.

by FreeBradshaw on May 29, 2009 3:37 PM EDT reply actions

i will hold off on my response

until stingy d (our resident hater of all things Bosh) responds.

Ewing with the step...YES! and the foul!

by Anthony Masons Haircut on May 29, 2009 4:23 PM EDT reply actions

thanks haircut.

first off bucektz… i’ll refer you to a previously inferred confluence of irritations and aggravations with regard to clits bosh: fuggin asshole. the only thing i regret about that post is that i should have said his girlfriend has a four-squared head. instead of 7. the rest is on par.

this knowledge should be immediately followed by telling you that freebradshaw is a nets fan. he likes those softies with nice smiles. he thinks the yi jianlians of the basketball world are shot blockers and playmakers. he probably even believes shandon anderson wasn’t ALL bad. listen here though:

absolutely fuck that shit.

barsh would not last a minute in the city of new york, he’d get chewed up, spit out and stepped on. and he would cry and he would be the worst free agent signing of the past 20 years. and that sort of free agent as a lead or even second star would tank the knicks for another 10 years.

need more vitriol? let me know.

by stingy d on May 30, 2009 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

now Im a Nets fan.....

lol…

Amare is a soft player too, so I can’t really see a difference.

by FreeBradshaw on May 30, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions

well maybe not a nets fan.

but you’re the rod thorn in my chris bosh side.

by stingy d on May 30, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

and just cuz 2 players

on the Suns call someone soft (tho I can’t see where Amare did) I can’t see how that makes him soft.

Amare of course would lobby for himself to play on the Knicks, he loves Pringles.

I aint lobbying for the Knicks to get Bosh first and foremost. But I think he’s better than Z-Bo cuz he isn’t as dumb (no one is really).

But Im saying, Bosh isn’t a bad player and the Knicks could do a lot """worse""" than signing Bosh to pair with one of the more elite players.

by FreeBradshaw on May 30, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions

you don't sound off on someone like that

unless you figure them as soft.

and yes of course we could do worse but we can also, very clearly, do better. of course i think amare is infinitely better than bosh. so that’s where i’m coming from. but i also think david lee is better than bosh.

by stingy d on May 30, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions

Chris Bosh:

Model Human Being.

"I'll probably go get lifted right now with Greg. Hey, and come back tomorrow and try to get another win."

-Renaldo

by solanumbrella on May 30, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Why don't we wait and see if Bosh regains his shit.

I will agree that his last season was ass tho.

You all did love him once. - The New York Knicks.

by THEWILLY on May 31, 2009 3:00 AM EDT reply actions

What?

I thought we established this already. Bosh is basically a little better than garbage. He cannot be put on the same level as Stoudemire, and I’m just amazed Amare got the chance to say it himself on the radio. It’s not that his last season was bad, or Amares last season was so good. Its that Bosh’s GAME is soft. Like a baby’s diaper. His numbers might be ok, but his game is not. There doesnt have to be two equal sides to a debate, you can compare Amare and Bosh all day but they are not the same, one is a better basketball player than the other.

by teksurgical on May 31, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions

i liked this

His numbers might be ok, but his game is not.

it’s true dude.

by stingy d on May 31, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions

I agree, Amare's better

I guess, but really what about Amare’s game makes him any less soft? Does his dunking and screaming do it?

Amare flops and plays matador D as much as Bosh or Al Jefferson or Zach Randolph or….David Lee.

I’d take Amare over Bosh, but if your gonna base it on Bosh being soft, wearing a Cowboy hat, having a 7 head girlfriend…I don’t get it.

If Bosh, Amare, Al Jeff, or Z-bo….maybe not Z-Bo….David Lee, if these guys played with that guy from Cleveland, that would be as good as any team in the league. If Garnett can get Paul Pierce and Ray Allen to play defense, Im sure that lebron could do the same.

I would have to say to add, you could make a thread for how Amare is ass too.

by FreeBradshaw on May 31, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions

nah man

YOU make that thread. amare doesn’t play scared man.

when there’s a jump shot to be take, amare will take it, or drive it or pass it. bosh does all sorts of second guessing. and when someone gets on his case he shrivels up. someone beats him to the spot a few times in a row he disappears from the game. i think amare is the opposite and that’s the thing.

by stingy d on May 31, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions

Nailed it.

Bosh = Soft.

Amare = not soft.

The difference is the confidence. Amare knows he’s better than you and he uses that to pump up his game. Bosh tries to get around you, instead of going straight at you.

"Umm - it was - you know - umm - a good game. You know."
-Patrick Ewing

by Thelonious Dunk on May 31, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions

W/ev

I aint gonna keep proping up a player who I don’t like, and I aint gonna keep bashing Amare cuz I want him in NY.

But now to say Amare didn’t disappear from games? When Amare was the man in Phoenix the Suns were absolute ASS!!! He tried to be the man, but he was a ghost. And even with Pringles there Amare would disappear at times.

I just don’t see where Bosh could be considered complete garbage and Amare is the man? Maybe cuz Bosh plays in Canada?

Im done on it tho. Personally Id rather have Amare cuz he played with Pringles. If there was a third comparable option, Id take it cuz they both are punks. Amare AND Bosh couldn’t guard their own shadow.

If you want a beast down low who ain’t much for defense, why not maybe Carlos Boozer?? Maybe a package of Lee, #8 and a milk crate to see if Kevin McHale is still dumb for Al Jeff?

by FreeBradshaw on Jun 1, 2009 8:03 AM EDT up reply actions

gus johnson knows the uckin deal

by stingy d on May 31, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions

what about Amare's game makes him any less soft?

This is crazy, because Amare’s game is the opposite of soft. If he has the ball and can see the rim with at least one eye, he is going up strong and will most likely get fouled and make the shot. When Chris Bosh gets the ball, he is probably going to hold it, and end up spinning around for a jump shot. Patrick Ewing could do that, but Bosh is no Ewing. We need a BEAST down low. Bosh would make an excellent New Jersey Net, where he could lay on the floor for 25 minutes if someone breathes on him too hard.

by teksurgical on May 31, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions