i can and will watch this for hours.

eddy curry’s house is no doubt infested with ghosts of some sort, judging by the creepy shadows and random rustling noises. and there may or may not be an ocean with rolling waves in his living room.

i think its the inside of a piano with an enormous triangle drawn coming out of it, as drawn by mc escher

i’m so glad there aren’t just random noises springing up all the time in my own house

that doesn’t sound a thing like eddy.

CHECK

shit

i’m really glad that there’s other people commenting along with me, because otherwise i’d be convinced i had just smoked some sort of boring, yet highly hallucinogenic drug

i’m going to write up a lengthy recap post before i go to bed. your devotion will be mentioned.

where can i buy their only song, “shit, we just blew the pa system out”

christ

he also wants to know if we can hear anything coming out of the monitor

OF COURSE WE CAN YOU FUCKING DUMBASS

seth, please ask eddy curry what this rock band is doing in his house

that shadowy figure on the left could easily be a person that sways from time to time.

now the band’s starting. i’m gonna be sick.

CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK can we get these fuckholes some roadies

i think the picture is a picture of a guitar. i can see the strings, and there’s a hand like object over the fretboard.
prepare for another sentence that will never be said, thought, or typed again
i think the music is coming out of that haunted picture of something that looks like a guitar on eddy curry’s wall

this band is bad.

the high tribe?

“crazylegs225: @eddycurry is there a band in youre house? lol tell em not to quit there day jobs. half a minute ago”

if instead of puppys, people found really poorly done music played by ghosts in the houses of sub-par nba centers by jackasses cute

is simultaneously broadcasting some shitty concert, and eddy left it up on his computer

I don’t know what’s goin on over there. Lol

they’re the eyedrops. they’re from motherfucking pittsburgh. and they’re in eddy curry’s house. this all makes sense

i doubt eddy curry would’ve left this rock band open on his computer, because for some reason, he doesn’t strike me as the type of person who would like this music

the type of person who would like this music being a part-deaf sea anemone or something

i’ve decided that this band reminds me of nothing more than “noises that i think jared jeffries would make if given the opportunity”

of slam fame says he saw them leave two hours ago.

from eddy curry’s twitter, on june 9th

“Going to see hangover at 3pm. I need a nap. Had a long day so far. Talk to u guys later.”

he’s been seeing this fucking movie FOR 8 DAYS

how the hell am i supposed to do that now?

the one time i don’t compulsively read P&T something major happens. son of a bitch.

and the video scares/annoys the hell out of me, i can’t even watch it. all i want is a recap. seth, barnes, jay, whoever, figure out what the hell is going on and post it later. please, i beg of you.

THANK GOD. only thing is….the band’s done. he may not believe us!

j.r. smith may or may not be involved in this.

this entire process may be a metaphor for recent knicks history.

eddy curry appearing then immediately leaving is the unexpected, fleeting finals run in ‘99.
the silence and tweeting birds are the gradual collapse in the ensuing years.
the band is the isiah era.
eddy’s forthcoming return is the summer of 2010.

that approximately half the things people send to eddy curry on twitter are fat jokes

people

the payoff

that’s us!

that’s jr smith

he doesn’t know what the difference between a guitar and a violin is

I come to this site, see there’s a motherfucking 120 comments on this shit? What the FUCK did I miss?

the more you know

Is this some shit I can watch at a later date? I feel so goddamn out of the loop. The fat loop.

quote comedy films just like we do!

RIDE! OR! DIE!

or was that Eddy himself, getting hungry?

woman posts picture of self naked to eddy curry on twitter, jr smith gives out his email address to her on streaming video

this is exactly what teams/leagues don’t want their players doing in terms of player/fan interaction

“giricek”
“jarret jack”

i just caught a yawn from j.r. smith.

i’d do things way more interactive than scrolling through my itunes library but i guess that’s the difference between me and jr smith

quite frankly if this is all it is i probably wouldn’t watch

i hadn’t even seen the chat. it’s way more fascinating than the twitter feed on the right side. it’s a bunch of people asking things about kenan and kel and whatnot and then writing ORANGE SODA

guys

that was so abrupt

…until now. What kind of party is this? Where is the drug paraphernalia and dead hookers that are supposed to be hidden in the bathroom next to the dirty pile of rainbow print towels???

that’s a shitload of comments for 3 people and change