"The Eddy Curry Show"
I have no idea what this is. I'm watching this live at 10:36 p.m. on Wednesday. I won't stop watching until I have answers.
Update: @eddycurry: "To everybody that's on ustream. We went to see hangover. We will be back on in 2 hrs". That would explain why something that was ostensibly "The Eddy Curry Show", was actually a shot of a picture frame and occasional birds chirping.
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Seth
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what?
this is one of the strangest nights in internet history. Ive been watching eddy curry’s wall for an hour.
so, i asked him:
If you’re at The Hangover, then who’s that creepy silhouette playing a creepy keyboard in your house!!??
And he replied:
yo. Nate said the same thing. I hope its the tv. Lol
Hmm. Somehow, I can’t stop watching.
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That's JR Smith!?!
Yo, is that dude on the i-mac JR Smith, cuz it sure looks like him…but why is he at Eddy Curry’s house making beats at 1:30 in the morning…can’t they do sum cool NBA ish like order up a large pepperoni with a side order of prostitutes???
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7CBwX1891A
HaHaHaHa!
by Lord Smackington on Jun 18, 2009 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions
holy shit
eddy curry’s house is no doubt infested with ghosts of some sort, judging by the creepy shadows and random rustling noises. and there may or may not be an ocean with rolling waves in his living room.
ive never been more confused
the eddy curry show? ive honestly never been this excited/scared to watch anything in my life
he shouldve had the live feed going
when his house got robber
yeah.
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too soon
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i cant take my eyes off of it
how long ago did he say 2 hours
little over an hour
why quit now?
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im in for the long haul
im not going to miss this. is there any way to record this? i have a feeling its going to be incredible
just leave it open in the background and move on with your life
you’ll hear eddy when he makes his grand entrance, and until then, you can listen to the ambient background noises.
what's that a picture of anyway?
i think its the inside of a piano with an enormous triangle drawn coming out of it, as drawn by mc escher
close-up of a shattered pair of stunner shades?
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oh my god the music's back
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eddy curry's house is a terrifying place
i’m so glad there aren’t just random noises springing up all the time in my own house
you don't know what it's like when you're not home
only way to find out: the barnesgasm show
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any idea idea what the music was?
what kind of thing randomly comes on for 5 seconds at a time. that house is haunted
before there was what sounded like the final song of a concert
by a rock band that prominently featured a violin and mentioned their myspace page.
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i heard that
he said that everybody and their mother had a myspace page, if i remember correctly. i’m picturing the lead singer of that band excitedly telling his bandmates
“guys, we just landed our first gig, wednesday night at 11:30! we’re playing eddy curry’s abandoned house, everybody’s gonna be there!”
the next band is doing a sound check
CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK
EDDY CURRY’S ABANDONED HOUSE, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK AND ROLL!
he twitters during a movie?
this whole thing gets stranger and stranger the more i think about it
AHHH
that doesn’t sound a thing like eddy.
CHECK
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check
i cant think of anything that explains this
this is the strangest thing i've ever experienced
i’m really glad that there’s other people commenting along with me, because otherwise i’d be convinced i had just smoked some sort of boring, yet highly hallucinogenic drug
well
im terrified. and really confused. noone is going to believe me tomorrow.
when this is over
i’m going to write up a lengthy recap post before i go to bed. your devotion will be mentioned.
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"when this is over"
this might never end. i’m pretty sure he’s just going to film his wall forever and ever, while unseen rock bands enter his house, play 45 second snippets of music, yell things, and then leave
what happened to those guys doing a soundcheck
where can i buy their only song, “shit, we just blew the pa system out”
the thing is
what sort of televised/streaming concert includes all of the soundchecks and empty space between bands? i’m convinced this is a LIVE concert in eddy curry’s home office.
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why is there a band playing in eddy currys house
and why doesnt he know that theyre there
the mic works
christ
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he needs to take a piss
he also wants to know if we can hear anything coming out of the monitor
OF COURSE WE CAN YOU FUCKING DUMBASS
my gf
has suggested that they tricked him into going to a movie and the band is part of his surprise party when he gets back
omg shes a genius
she said you can see the band moving in the picture reflection
enjoy this sentence that has never been typed, said, or thought before
seth, please ask eddy curry what this rock band is doing in his house
i mentioned it
no response
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shannon
Shannon: there is no way this is the tv. what the heck? eddy curry still doesnt know whats going on in his house
Shannon: there is absolutely a band in his house. they are throwing him a surprise party!
Shannon: you can see it in the picture! there is someone playing the guitar! i can see his hand moving!
Shannon: in the reflection of the picture!
the thing is
that shadowy figure on the left could easily be a person that sways from time to time.
now the band’s starting. i’m gonna be sick.
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full screen it
look in the picture. i think you can see the guitarist
this is easily
the strangest thing that has ever happened
actually
i think the picture is a picture of a guitar. i can see the strings, and there’s a hand like object over the fretboard.
prepare for another sentence that will never be said, thought, or typed again
i think the music is coming out of that haunted picture of something that looks like a guitar on eddy curry’s wall
oh goodness
this band is bad.
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he said something
about people watching online. he said 2000 people.
but theres 12
there were once like 70
but most of them disappeared. wonder why. maybe it’s because there’s a phantom concert emanating from a haunted painting in eddy curry’s otherwise abandoned house.
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not much of a crowd
the high tribe?
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can we look up the lyrics?
and try to figure out what band it is
the song's called "i can't speak"
i think that’s what he said.
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judging from his solo
their lead guitarist can’t have more than three fingers, so that should narrow it down a bunch
somebody wrote this
“crazylegs225: @eddycurry is there a band in youre house? lol tell em not to quit there day jobs. half a minute ago”
this is like the new puppycam
if instead of puppys, people found really poorly done music played by ghosts in the houses of sub-par nba centers by jackasses cute
shannon?!
my gf is crying right now
Jay: holy crap.
Shannon: OMG
Jay: omg.
Jay: OMG
Shannon: i am so so so so so scred right now
maybe this "ustream" website
is simultaneously broadcasting some shitty concert, and eddy left it up on his computer
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but probably not
it’s probably that fucking picture.
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nonsense
its clearly a phantom band hitting on jay’s girlfriend from eddy curry’s dorian gray poster of shapes
he responded to "crazylegs"
I don’t know what’s goin on over there. Lol
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he should be way more curious about this
THERE’S A FUCKING ROCK BAND FROM PITTSBURGH YELLING CHECK OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN HIS HOME WHENEVER HE LEAVES IT
this could be a commercial for security webcams
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if a terrible ghost band was thrashing in your house while you were out
wouldn’t you want to know?
get a goddamn webcam.
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oh
they’re the eyedrops. they’re from motherfucking pittsburgh. and they’re in eddy curry’s house. this all makes sense
then why doesnt that show up
on a ustream search for it
the thing is
i doubt eddy curry would’ve left this rock band open on his computer, because for some reason, he doesn’t strike me as the type of person who would like this music
the type of person who would like this music being a part-deaf sea anemone or something
does anyone remember?
every player had a night where they played the players 3 favorite songs during warm-ups. i guess they didnt do eddy curry since he never played
I THINK I JUST FIGURED IT ALL OUT
i’ve decided that this band reminds me of nothing more than “noises that i think jared jeffries would make if given the opportunity”
russ bengtson
of slam fame says he saw them leave two hours ago.
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eddy and friends
i hope.
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who starts a web show and then leaves?
AND leaves the show on ?!
hey lets do a live webcast
oh wait the hangover’s playing.
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wait
from eddy curry’s twitter, on june 9th
“Going to see hangover at 3pm. I need a nap. Had a long day so far. Talk to u guys later.”
he’s been seeing this fucking movie FOR 8 DAYS
that's the thing
as an avid reader of eddy curry’s twitter, i knew he’d already seen it. it’s not like it was urgent. i blame this on the eyedrops.
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yeah
i bet they convinced him to go see the hangover again because they needed a place to perform and knew eddy wouldn’t let them play their little ghost concert in his house while he was there
"you guys have a good night"
how the hell am i supposed to do that now?
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holy hell this is insane
the one time i don’t compulsively read P&T something major happens. son of a bitch.
and the video scares/annoys the hell out of me, i can’t even watch it. all i want is a recap. seth, barnes, jay, whoever, figure out what the hell is going on and post it later. please, i beg of you.
by latrell chokewell on Jun 18, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions
you're a better person
for not having experienced this for the last two hours. save yourself the inner turmoil.
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on the contrary
i think i chose the wrong day to jump into the creepy p&t commenting scene.
eddycurry: Headed home.
THANK GOD. only thing is….the band’s done. he may not believe us!
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by the way
j.r. smith may or may not be involved in this.
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i keep seeing his name
was he there in the beginning?
in a way
this entire process may be a metaphor for recent knicks history.
eddy curry appearing then immediately leaving is the unexpected, fleeting finals run in ‘99.
the silence and tweeting birds are the gradual collapse in the ensuing years.
the band is the isiah era.
eddy’s forthcoming return is the summer of 2010.
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your intellectual greatness
could probably be put to better use in other fields
yeah
this little sidebar gives you a sense for the type of things he has to deal with. not cool.
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not very creative either.
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oh shit
people
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not jr smith.
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NO DON'T SIGN OUT
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THAT'S jr smith
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THAT WAS ME THAT SAID THAT
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Yo what the FUCK is going on?!
I come to this site, see there’s a motherfucking 120 comments on this shit? What the FUCK did I miss?
"I'll probably go get lifted right now with Greg. Hey, and come back tomorrow and try to get another win."
-Renaldo
Write up a recap of whatever happened tomorrow, or at some point.
Is this some shit I can watch at a later date? I feel so goddamn out of the loop. The fat loop.
"I'll probably go get lifted right now with Greg. Hey, and come back tomorrow and try to get another win."
-Renaldo
i will
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eddy curry and his bros
quote comedy films just like we do!
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Did JR Smith just get bitten by Eddy Curry's dog?
or was that Eddy himself, getting hungry?
"I'll probably go get lifted right now with Greg. Hey, and come back tomorrow and try to get another win."
-Renaldo
Yo I need to know who else is in that room besides JR Smith and Eddy Curry
"I'll probably go get lifted right now with Greg. Hey, and come back tomorrow and try to get another win."
-Renaldo
someone named archie?
someone else named aj?
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important moment in world history
woman posts picture of self naked to eddy curry on twitter, jr smith gives out his email address to her on streaming video
i am dumbfounded.
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like jr.swisher@yahoo
jrswish or something
its probably for the best that i don’t remember the actual details
Yo is some bitch drunk driving Eddy Curry's whip?
"I'll probably go get lifted right now with Greg. Hey, and come back tomorrow and try to get another win."
-Renaldo
by the way
this is exactly what teams/leagues don’t want their players doing in terms of player/fan interaction
jr smith and eddy curry
arent exactly the 2 guys the league is most proud of
you're a jerk
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" "
you’re not. the song is.
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oh
i didn’t think “giricek” would be tearing up the charts anyway
i also thought i was more up on my repetitive popular hip hop than i am apparantly
you know how yawns are contagious?
i just caught a yawn from j.r. smith.
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if i was being streamed to 82 people right now
i’d do things way more interactive than scrolling through my itunes library but i guess that’s the difference between me and jr smith
i kind of figured
that nba players have more fun than me. apparently not.
try to find out
if he looks any more in shape. maybe, just maybe, we can get some useful information out this night.
what if eddy curry turns into the truman show
quite frankly if this is all it is i probably wouldn’t watch
why yes
yes, i did watch kenan and kel back in the day
wow
i hadn’t even seen the chat. it’s way more fascinating than the twitter feed on the right side. it’s a bunch of people asking things about kenan and kel and whatnot and then writing ORANGE SODA
no idea
but where’d they just go?
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if theres one guy you dont want mad at you
its jr smith
wow.
guys
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I thought the life of an NBA paler was exciting
…until now. What kind of party is this? Where is the drug paraphernalia and dead hookers that are supposed to be hidden in the bathroom next to the dirty pile of rainbow print towels???
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7CBwX1891A
HaHaHaHa!
by Lord Smackington on Jun 18, 2009 1:46 AM EDT reply actions












