Scola for Lee and this year´s first round pick
by djsmadrid on Jun 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT
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Luis Scola can get us more production than Lee and whoever we may get at the number 8 spot in the draft. He is a proven low post scorer who can´t be guarded one on one. He has the ability to bring the Knicks multiple championships and go down as one of the greatest ever. His game is so fundamental it is flawless, I have never seen a better low post player. In fact the only player that has ever been better than him was MJ. What do you guys think? Bring Scola to NYC, he´ll set the city ablaze with his shooting and scoring.
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i almost took the bait
but then i saw the line that scola would bring the city multiple championships.
haha, good one bro. well played.
by latrell chokewell on Jun 20, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
I agree with everything
except I don’t even think MJ was ever as good as Luis Scola.
"I'll probably go get lifted right now with Greg. Hey, and come back tomorrow and try to get another win."
-Renaldo
I question
that he can even be guarded FIVE on one, much less one on one.
Springfield, here he comes.
"Umm - it was - you know - umm - a good game. You know."
-Patrick Ewing
by Thelonious Dunk on Jun 21, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions
i heard they're redoing the nba's 50 greatest list
its just gonna be luis scola and 49 hypothetical luis scola clones.
Fuck It
Let’s just rename it the LSBA
Luis Scola Basketball Association
"Umm - it was - you know - umm - a good game. You know."
-Patrick Ewing
by Thelonious Dunk on Jun 21, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
add long, flowing locks to the logo
Posting and Toasting: "Say yo Oak, what's the dish tonight? A couple steaks on the grill and we season it right."
Great idea!
and everyone else is sent to the D-League for more training before facing the great LUIS SCOLA!
oops
accidentally hijacked this joke down below before i read your comments. not the first time i’ve done that to you. pause?
Posting and Toasting: "Say yo Oak, what's the dish tonight? A couple steaks on the grill and we season it right."
great minds think alike
p.s. i’m never ever fucking reading your dumbass website again, you motherfucking cockhole.
sincerely yours
barnesgasm
check out this guy's profile
his body of work is tremendous.
Posting and Toasting: "Say yo Oak, what's the dish tonight? A couple steaks on the grill and we season it right."
/or girl
of course
Posting and Toasting: "Say yo Oak, what's the dish tonight? A couple steaks on the grill and we season it right."
lol
I checked the Celtics blog and they ate it right up.
by FreeBradshaw on Jun 21, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
by the way
its frightening how good this site is at shitting on terrible posts by people who don’t post here frequently
that's the best part about P&T
Ewing with the step...YES! and the foul!
by Anthony Masons Haircut on Jun 21, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
is there anything in the CBA
about cloning?
Posting and Toasting: "Say yo Oak, what's the dish tonight? A couple steaks on the grill and we season it right."
the actual wording section iii, article 2, paragraph 4
“when the technology arises, teams shall be allowed to clone their players for basketball purposes.
unless the player is luis scola, because, that would be like, totally unfair.”
Seriously?!?!
crack is a helluva drug
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7CBwX1891A
HaHaHaHa!
by Lord Smackington on Jun 21, 2009 5:22 PM EDT reply actions
I´m a guy by the way, but I am completely serious about the post. Scola´s game has no flaws, I hear that his only weakness is….women.
by djsmadrid on Jun 21, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
You might be the funniest or most insane person of all time.
"I'll probably go get lifted right now with Greg. Hey, and come back tomorrow and try to get another win."
-Renaldo
by solanumbrella on Jun 21, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
nah..
just read all his stuff.
Yao for Mehmet—-Make Scola the focal point
Duncan for Scola
Melo for Scola
Garnet for Scola
Durant for Scola
This shit is priceless.
I mean Id start going from blog to blog and start campaigning teams’ best player for Mohammed Sene, but I just don’t have this sort of genius. I mean what team could come up with an offer of that magnitude?
by FreeBradshaw on Jun 21, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Pure, absolute genius.
Mad props, djsmadrid.
Maybe one day you’ll be the Luis Scola of hilarious posts.
"Umm - it was - you know - umm - a good game. You know."
-Patrick Ewing
by Thelonious Dunk on Jun 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
actually, the funniest person in the world is luis scola.
he’s been known to augment his already perfect post game with an occasional joke from his andy kaufman-like routine right before recieving the ball down low, temporarily putting his defender out of commission.
in fact, the reason the rockets are trying to trade him is because he caused t-mac to laugh hard enough to cause permanent damage to his knees and right shouler. (not yao though. that injury was caused by a vicious scola crossover in practice that broke several of his bones, and also blinded several onlookers)
WOW!!!!
Thats the most crazy thing i ever herd. If that were to happen wich it would never happen it would turn up like the Marcus Camby thing worthless. and besides how many garanteed doubles is he able to get compared to LEE? LEE is garnteed to get at least 11 rebounds a game thats more then Scola could get, and Lee is faster better court vison and could play defence wit the top big man in the NBA today. “O” YEA i forgot that he is a better offensive player then him to. I can tell you know nothing about stats and what a team needs. The Knicks also had one of the top centers in the and hall of famer Patrick Ewin and they still didnt win a tittle, who is 100 percent better then him. U FUNNY!
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