P&T Bangin' On Your Eardrum
by Seth on Jul 24, 2009 11:31 AM EDT
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PrintInstead of fretting over the troublesome free agent situation, I'd like to pass along some feats of broadcast media that are far more entertaining than hair-pulling over David Lee's contract.
One is Stephon Marbury's UStream broadcast. He's doing this all day. You are morally obligated to watch it for at least a few minutes. I just watched him give himself a facial and negotiate with the DirectTV guy. You should too.
At some point in the day, though, you should check out the most recent episode of the Disciples of Clyde NBA podcast. Dan and Ken were kind enough to have me on as a guest, and we shared a great number of laughs and morsels of Knicks-related optimism. You can also hear me:
- Severely misestimating my own age at several points in Knicks history
- Sharing the rather creepy genesis of my Knicks fandom
- Waxing ridiculous over Nikoloz Tskitishvili
Anyway, the DoC are members of the P&T community and two of the most entertaining Knick fans out there, so if you're not already familiar, I recommend you check out some of their past 'casts and subscribe to that shit, too. I'm on the move today, so check out Steph, hang with the Disciples, and we'll talk later. And hey...it's just free agency. Chill.
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To think
that John Thomas is indirectly responsible for this blog.
Who says that nothing came out of those mid-90s drafts?
"Ariza on Mobley, trying to put some chillin on his thrillin"
"Vexing D, makes you hurry, makes you worry"
by Serious Garbage Time on Jul 24, 2009 12:37 PM EDT reply actions
If you're not listening to the Starbury stream...
…you are not really living.
Seriously, just go check it for a few minutes. You will not regret it.
Listen to the Disciples of Clyde NBA Podcast. It's sleek and unique. It's rippin' and dippin'. It's weekly and, um, weekly.
by DiscipleofClyde Dan on Jul 24, 2009 1:32 PM EDT reply actions
i guess i jumped in at the wrong time
starbury: “i love drake! i love 50! i love tupac! …i love hannah montana! i let my kids watch that, i don’t let them watch spongebob when he’s grabbing dude’s heads and (inaudible), you know?”
…well maybe not. will definitely watch more if i can.
also excited for the podcast, haven’t listened to DoC before but better late than never. downloading it now.
by latrell chokewell on Jul 24, 2009 1:50 PM EDT reply actions
Three things I just learned from the Ustream
1- Starbury has a water. It’s called “Clear”
2- Steph thinks the Canadian national anthem is “dope” He loves it.
3- He has never “sucked wee-wee”. Good to know.
Listen to the Disciples of Clyde NBA Podcast. It's sleek and unique. It's rippin' and dippin'. It's weekly and, um, weekly.
by DiscipleofClyde Dan on Jul 24, 2009 2:05 PM EDT reply actions
His stomach is doin' the hula-hoop dance right now.
And Toronto is dope. Remember that.
"Umm - it was - you know - umm - a good game. You know."
-Patrick Ewing
by Thelonious Dunk on Jul 24, 2009 3:09 PM EDT reply actions
my mind is blown
i just watched 45 seconds and had no idea what was going on. i’m gonna reflect on the meaning of life for a while.
Another thing I learned from the Ustream
Steph and I are the same age.
Crap.
Listen to the Disciples of Clyde NBA Podcast. It's sleek and unique. It's rippin' and dippin'. It's weekly and, um, weekly.
by DiscipleofClyde Dan on Jul 24, 2009 3:40 PM EDT reply actions
stephon is slouching topless over a marble countertop looking at a computer
listening to 50 cent, getting photographed by some random guy, and just saying whatever the hell he feels
this is awesome
stephon in the kitchen
marbury on women:
“how do you get a woman? you gotta listen. just listen, and then talk, and then they know it’s real talk. if she think you just want some ass, you ain’t gettin nothing.”
marbury on his significant other:
“how you gon ask me if i bang my wife on the counter? you can ask me any question but that’s straight disrespectful. how you gon ask me that? yo how i get someone outta here?”
I'd bring him back on a billion dollar one year contract right now...
just to witness a full year of this sheer entertainment. I mean If we can’t win, can’t we laugh? It’s as if he is on a continuous high all the time…completely unfiltered. He should have a VH1 show. Crack Rock of Love maybe? Dude is craaaazeee.
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7CBwX1891A
HaHaHaHa!
by Lord Smackington on Jul 24, 2009 5:02 PM EDT reply actions
ahhhhh
i just asked stephon what his favorite jewish holiday was in the chatroom. he began “stephon what is your favorite jewish—” and then proceeded to answer a question about whether or not he farts in his sleep.
clearly i am having too much fun with this.
ok these two of mine he answered...
Q: if you were a cartoon character who would it be?
A: bugs bunny. it’s not even a question. bugs got a personality.
Q: what was the hardest part about growing up in coney island?
A: just the bullets. other then that, it wasn’t hard.
just turned it on again
steph is sitting topless in front of the camera, and within ten seconds he yelled “no i don’t eat ostrich, is that an australian thing?”
I hope those shorts don't ride up any more
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7CBwX1891A
HaHaHaHa!
by Lord Smackington on Jul 24, 2009 6:39 PM EDT reply actions
It seems as if ....
It seems as if we have total control over everything Stephon Marbury says as long as we say shout out in front of it.
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7CBwX1891A
HaHaHaHa!
by Lord Smackington on Jul 24, 2009 7:06 PM EDT reply actions
Andre Miller to the Blazers
looks like that takes away a potential Knicks (good.) and probably keeps D-Lee in a knick uni (also good.)
excellent!!! all praise Isaiah !!!
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7CBwX1891A
HaHaHaHa!
by Lord Smackington on Jul 24, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
jamaal tinsley/von wafer?
ny post says knicks talking to von wafer and ny daily news saying walsh intends to speak to tinsley
how does everyone feel about them?
"if it aint broke, dont break it"
nay to tinsley
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7CBwX1891A
HaHaHaHa!
by Lord Smackington on Jul 24, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
Marbury IS Tracy Jordan
Someone else said this on some other comment page, but srsly I’ve been thinking it ever since the first episode of 30Rock. Its uncanny.
still going at 7:30 a.m. EDT
Steph says all is forgiven between him and Mr. Dolan and Donnie Walsh and that he wants to play for the knicks. love is love
What you should've done for the podcast call
Is had all of us over the P&T HQ and after every one of your comments had us all cheer, or yell, or whatever.
We would’ve rivaled Marbury’s stream.
You all did love him once. - The New York Knicks.
By my calculations
that scenario, while excellent, would be roughly 1.4% as exciting as Marbury’s stream.
Posting and Toasting: "Say yo Oak, what's the dish tonight? A couple steaks on the grill and we season it right."
D Walsh seems to be making all the right moves from my perspective. Money seems to be the angle. In other words there isn’t as much to go around. Who can say what will happen really. Should the Knicks come out and win a few games…and the gate attendance and economy pick up…maybe Dolan has a reason to dig in his poclet. D’Antoni and Walsh are playing the fox here. Coulde be about money…could be about who they actually have…maybe Toney challenged the “young core” to be professionals and lets go hold “our own little mini camp” see what we can build together. Ya never know. And if that were true and Milick and Nate heard and decided to show up…well now…that would be much nicer than “cursive” or the whole MSG showing up in “Crocks” of those funny things Toney wears.
As for Marbury…well who’s more important the team…or you?.
"I am not now at all sure that the tendency to treat the whole thing as a kind of vast game is really good - certainly not for me who find that kind of thing only too fatally attractive." - J R R Tolkein
that brown liquor will get ya bwoy
i could make obscure ghostface refernces all day.
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I see your signature
And I raise you one Gandalf the Grey.
You all did love him once. - The New York Knicks.
“cocaine’s a hell of a drug.” Youir welcome to it…I don’t do it…now add to that thought that silly arse thought that VonWafer is a acquaintance of TD’s since they balled a couple yeatrs together at FSU..
"I am not now at all sure that the tendency to treat the whole thing as a kind of vast game is really good - certainly not for me who find that kind of thing only too fatally attractive." - J R R Tolkein
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