David Lee nickname
by pmsjerk on Jan 20, 2010 7:35 PM EST
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David Lee needs a good nickname to cement his all-star bid. I'mthinking "The Milkman"
an obvious reference to his milky white skin, but also his hard working daily grind mentality.
thoughts? other ideas? This is important!
But apparently i don't have enough words for this post. milkman! milkman! milkman! milkman! milkman! milkman! milkman! milkman! milkman! milkman! milkman! milkman! milkman! milkman! milkman! milkman! milkman! milkman! milkman! milkman! milkman! milkman! milkman! milkman! milkman! milkman!
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Hmmmm
How about PMS Jerk? I’m pretty sure that’s not taken.
Seriously though, I like Evil Dead. It’s an anagram for “David Lee” and it evokes a relentless zombie.
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by Serious Garbage Time on Jan 20, 2010 9:22 PM EST reply actions
i second evil dead
you can’t fake the funk with anagrams. plus…. milkman is too close to mailman and karl malone was a real cocksucker
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I'm calling him Bear Jew
I dont even know if he’s Jewish. He looks it though. He probably doesn’t do his own taxes though.
"you're the Rod Thorn in my Chris Bosh side."
by Chris Child's Fist on Jan 21, 2010 9:45 AM EST reply actions
Nah, not with a name like Lee
My Korean friend loves that he’s on the Knicks since he can get a jersey with his name on the back.
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by Serious Garbage Time on Jan 21, 2010 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
thats racist
he is a Jew. Jew Jew Jew
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by Chris Child's Fist on Jan 21, 2010 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
not technically jewish
but he does live in new york
And
he controls rebounds like The Jews control the media.
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by Serious Garbage Time on Jan 21, 2010 6:41 PM EST up reply actions
he also dislikes Nazis
and he looks like he’s had a Bar Mitzvah.
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by Chris Child's Fist on Jan 22, 2010 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
we do this every few months
and i will continue to carry the David “Shallow Water” Lee torch until he retires. it’s a brilliant name, even if Lee can make the 17-footer now.
by latrell chokewell on Jan 21, 2010 1:22 PM EST reply actions
The River?
nevermind…
"you're the Rod Thorn in my Chris Bosh side."
by Chris Child's Fist on Jan 25, 2010 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
Actually, not bad
Since The River was a double album and Lee is famed for the meaningless Double-Double stat.
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by Serious Garbage Time on Jan 25, 2010 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
and Rivers can be deep or shallow
David “River” Lee. Nah. Sounds awkward.
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by Chris Child's Fist on Jan 25, 2010 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
OK
Milkman is definitely growing on me. It’s kind of like ‘Mailman’, but not.
A Milkman is kind of a throwback, I mean, there aren’t any anymore. Lee’s game has that kind of quality a bit. Also, a milkman waltzes up to your door – right up to your door! and with a deft move of the left hand, snatches up the empty bottles, while with a quick movement of the right hand, puts two more down, then flaps his arms wildly as he returns to his milk truck.
Yeah
But he also impregnates your wife.
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by Serious Garbage Time on Jan 21, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
Well
Then he would be Jew Jew Jew Jew, like my man Fist says above.
How great would that be?
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by Serious Garbage Time on Jan 21, 2010 6:40 PM EST up reply actions
what?
are you saying jews are milkmen who impregnate wives or that a jew is your actual dad?
The latter
But the former would be a much better stereotype than the ones usually said about us Jews. See if you can get it out there.
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by Serious Garbage Time on Jan 22, 2010 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
nah, he's the Bear Jew.
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by Chris Child's Fist on Jan 22, 2010 4:56 PM EST up reply actions
I like it
But I’m a bit dubious that it fits since it implies that DLee is less than meets the eye.
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by Serious Garbage Time on Jan 21, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
fuhry made a better case for the nickname than me. props to him.
bacboe’s not bad either.
i do love a good anagram, but i feel like Chris Kaman has a monopoly on evil dead.
An excellent point
DLee doesn’t actually resemble a zombie, except defensively.
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by Serious Garbage Time on Jan 21, 2010 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
Lee and Gallo are the team's best players...
so what is a “Cock” without “Balls”?
Its almost like Batman and Robin…
..hate to use this cuz it seems already taken..but Lee and Gallo could be “Serious Garbage Time”….
It gets late real early out here....
by FreeBradshaw on Jan 22, 2010 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
not sold for that reason
it’s not like gallo and lee run the pick and roll together. i’m not sure they compliment each other very well.
I got a great one!
….Tea-Bag!
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david lee asher roth
i think we can all agree that his nicknamd is
david paw claw lee
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by stingy d on Jan 22, 2010 10:12 AM EST via mobile reply actions
I'd be so down
To him the Milkman for other (fantasy) purposes
um.... FemPause?
you dirty girl.
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by Chris Child's Fist on Jan 22, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
is that dark horse still for the taking?
or have i missed the deadline?
by dpileofashes on Jan 25, 2010 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
while on the subject of nicknames
can we collectively make an effort to BAN the use of the nickname starting to follow Nate Robinson around of “Lil Him”? I cannot even express in words how terrible and awful it is.
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by Chris Child's Fist on Jan 22, 2010 4:55 PM EST reply actions
i got angry about that nickname out of the blue
while in the shower this morning (creepy, i know. pause?). i’d be all for banning that name on p&t. it’s awful.
Amen
I had no idea it was following him around. I thought just Asshola used it.
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by Serious Garbage Time on Jan 22, 2010 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
nate will always be nate dogg to me.
rrreeeeeeegggggggggggguuuuuuuuuuuullllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttoooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssss (regulators)
mount up.
and that would of course make Duhon Warren G, for getting into situations that he needs Nate to “let my (his) gat explode” and save him.
i could dig that
i saw that talkattive retard on nba tv… the “chinaman” guy say it. tht guy is a fanouk.
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Cant call Lee the Milkman
seriously?! Hes the Milkman because hes white? We can do so much better than that. Do we start callin Jared Jefferies Starbucks because he looks like a capuccino?
"you're the Rod Thorn in my Chris Bosh side."
by Chris Child's Fist on Jan 25, 2010 11:04 AM EST reply actions
so I'd assume that if we called Lee "White Chocolate"..that would be cuz he's white too?
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by FreeBradshaw on Jan 25, 2010 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
might have to pay Jason Williams royalties for using it
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by Chris Child's Fist on Jan 25, 2010 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
Egg makes me laugh a little. What the hell is floatin around in your head, Seth?! lol
MaccaLee
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by Chris Child's Fist on Jan 25, 2010 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
Starbucks?
Actually, that wouldn’t be a bad name for JJ since the Knicks on offense, like Starbucks, lets JJ stand around doing nothing.
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by Serious Garbage Time on Jan 25, 2010 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
Thats a great justification. I vote yes.
"you're the Rod Thorn in my Chris Bosh side."
by Chris Child's Fist on Jan 25, 2010 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Starbucks is also fitting for JJ
Because it describes his salary (but not really his play).
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by Serious Garbage Time on Jan 25, 2010 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
There are numerous reasons why this fits.
nicknames should be easy. I dunno what the problem is with bringing Lee into this club. He deserves something. David “TBD” Lee.
"you're the Rod Thorn in my Chris Bosh side."
by Chris Child's Fist on Jan 25, 2010 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
I've brought this up before
and I know DuDu is a concise and appropriate nickname. But I can never look at Du and not think of a tragedy mask. His recent play is nothing short of tragic, so I’m thinkin it fits. Just pretend he’s not smiling for a sec.
“Tragedy”
Amirite?
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by Anthony Bonner's Subpoena on Jan 25, 2010 6:28 PM EST reply actions
its a trag invasion!
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by stingy d on Jan 29, 2010 10:12 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
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by Serious Garbage Time on Jan 27, 2010 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
lol nice ring to it
and he has been distributing the ball quite nicely lately….
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by GaLeeNateri on Jan 28, 2010 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
how about
hustle for david and flow for gallo hustle and flow
how about no more suggestions outta you
miami dave!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by stingy d on Jan 29, 2010 10:13 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
How bout we bring back
wait for it ZEBO
classic cylde
JETS
External optimist
Internal pessimist
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