I had a dream last night that I was high-fiving a lot of people. I'm pretty sure Wilson Chandler's turn-around sledgehammer on JaVale McGee's uvula was the reason for that. (I also dreamt I went to an "unplugged" Parliament concert wearing feetie pajamas, but that's a story for another time.)

If you know what's good for you, spend an hour or two today just watching this on repeat. I'm telling you that as your doctor.