I am writing this as the ultimate post so the rest of you can be freed to enjoy the Knicks for the rest of the season. Now that the team is 10-9 it is time to:
Trade Gallinari- I really do not have a rational reason why or any idea for whom, but we should trade just because we should trade somebody! So I say we should trade him for Melo, Iggy, Arenas, Durant, Troy Murphy, Jamal Crawford, or the next Schmuck who drops 20 on us, what do ya say fellas!
Fire D'Antoni- This is a no brainer, he doesn't preach defense or scream at his players or the refs enough like real coaches do. So what, he has won 7 of his last 9 games look who he has beaten, and look at the scores, winning games by the score of 125-116. Everybody knows that the only way you win basketball games in NY is to play 75-72 ball games now that is coaching. Really where has that style he coaches ever been successful, the Western Conference, That minor league where you gotta win 50 games to be an 8th seed! That garbage won't work in the Eastern Conference where 35 wins might get you in the playoffs some years!
Trade Raymond Felton- Everybody knows this team isn't gonna go anywhere until Chris Paul is running the show. I mean really look at the stats folks, Paul's 16.5 points and 10.3 assists is so much better than Felton's 18.2 pts and 8.1 assists a game it isn't even funny. For those two less points and two more assists we should not only trade Felton, but Gallinari, Chandler, Douglas, Turiaf, Randolph, and Fields to get him!
Fire Donnie Walsh- He sacrificed two years for Lebron and did not get him. Really everybody knows that had he kept Crawford Marbury, Richardson, Randolph, Jeffries and Jerome James we would have probably gone to at least the Eastern Conference finals last year, And we would have been so good Lebron would have signed with us for the MLE. Instead he gave us Stoudemire, Felton, and drafted some scrub named Fields. Everbody knows that Donnie should have taken Lance Stephenson afterall isn't he averaging like 40 a game for the Pacers right now! I tell you Donnie is the worst he's gotta go.
Trade Stoudemire for David Lee- Everybody knows that the Knicks are a worse team with Stoudemire than Lee. I mean the advanced stats prove it! I say we trade Lee for Stoudemire straight up on December 15th at midnight!
There I have said it now the rest of you can enjoy the season in peace!