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NBA Superstar Seeks Dominant Forward to Take Talents to NYC (Midtown)


http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/trd/2103093445.html

 


28 Year-Old NBA Superstar seeks 26 year old fellow NBA Superstar to join in quest for NBA Title. 

Requirements: 
Maintaining excellent team rapport while putting up All-Star caliber stats. 
Ability to deflect media scrutiny with wit, charm, and confidence. 
Ability to score 40+ points on any given night. 
Willing to forgo playing defense for the good of the team. 

Experience: 
NBA Experience for 7 Years or More. 
Some college preferred, no degree required. 
Must be current Team Superstar looking for a change of scenery in a contract year. 
Must have played in big games on the MSG Floor at least on the Collegiate level. 

Best chance to land this job is if your name rhymes with Barbello Banthony. 

Please submit resume to joinamare@gmail.com 

  • Compensation: $17+ Million per year
  • Telecommuting is ok.
  • This is a part-time job.
  • This is a contract job.
  • This is at a non-profit organization.
  • This is an internship job
  • OK to highlight this job opening for persons with disabilities
  • OK for recruiters to contact this job poster.
  • Phone calls about this job are ok.
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

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