He’s trying to recapture the magic that Larry Johnson was able to find during the 1999 NBA Playoff Run
or Big Chris Dudley

jumpshot is so ugly i’m gonna shave it’s beard and teach it to walk backwards

larry hughes made a jump shot, a pod of seals was moved to the jared jeffries wild life preserve.

he should go to jail for assault with a deadly weapon.

ego is so big, he can’t hit the broad side of a barn.

is so shaky, al harrington’s head don’t look like a rocky road.

that i’m glad we can trot chris duhon out there.

david lee isn’t dubious about it.

mount vesuvius rolls its eyes

mike d’antoni was called in for questioning.

that gilbert arenas started blushing after maec bermans last bad article

its cumpletely sexual.

the 2010-11 season called. that motherfucker said eddy curry’s beard tells us a lot about the hughesian aspect, or plight if you will, of not being good enough to get playing time on a shit team, but having struck oil on the basis of potential (squandered!*) in the previous contract year!!

jeff van gundy heard the message and frowned on you for not understanding what thw future holds. his headwrap was made out of larry hughes’ full speed running capacity.

MOLASSES!!!!!

they just laughed and laughed

the chipper jones of new york basketball

This is a total embarassment to the Baron Davis’ and James Harden’s of this league.

Cant believe I was complimentary about Hughes for a few games early on this season…

Stingy-d – BRILLIANT work man!!!!

me and larry hughes were playing a game of horse. it was down to the wire. we both had ‘e’ left. i was on h-o-r-s and he was on l-o-n-g-f-a-c. he complained that he didn’t have enough opportunities. so i let him win.

if larry larr just came out pause and said what we’re all thinking, i might have more respect for the nudnik.

larry should be getting minutes and duhon should be on the bench.

just referred to himself as ‘Larry Larr’ everything would be better.

Excuse me, Sir Lawrence Hughes, esquire, would you like a bit of PT? It seems these fellows are in dire need of your peculiar brand of basketball mojo!