Larry Hughes will not be shaving any time soon.
First of all, why the hell are we still talking about this? I feel a little dirty posting this, but I couldn't resist the opportunity for us all to make jokez and have some laffz. So, if you haven't heard, Larry Hughes feels slighted by Mike D'Antoni's insistence on keeping a short rotation, particularly the part about it not including him. Apparently, Larry equates the severity of this injustice with that of the Writers' Strike or the Protestant Reformation, and intends to protest in style.
Berman reports:
As a simmering Larry Hughes left the visitor's locker room late Sunday night in Minnesota sporting a new beard, he said his facial hair growth was related to his banishment from the rotation.
When will he shave it?
"When I get out of jail," Hughes cracked.
Jail jokes aside, if Hughes is living that sedentary lifestyle until season's end, I think I've got a solid idea of what he'll end up looking like:
Everybody's favorite expiring contract, circa May, 2010.
(via blogs.browardpalmbeach.com)
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Maybe
He’s trying to recapture the magic that Larry Johnson was able to find during the 1999 NBA Playoff Run
or Big Chris Dudley
larry hughes'
jumpshot is so ugly i’m gonna shave it’s beard and teach it to walk backwards
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by stingy d on Feb 2, 2010 3:10 PM EST via mobile reply actions
last time
larry hughes made a jump shot, a pod of seals was moved to the jared jeffries wild life preserve.
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by stingy d on Feb 2, 2010 3:11 PM EST via mobile reply actions
when larry hughes shoots
he should go to jail for assault with a deadly weapon.
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by stingy d on Feb 2, 2010 3:12 PM EST via mobile reply actions
knock knock
whos there?
a brick.
a brick who?
blunt force trauma motherfucker. you belong in jail.
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by stingy d on Feb 2, 2010 3:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
larry hughes'
ego is so big, he can’t hit the broad side of a barn.
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by stingy d on Feb 2, 2010 3:27 PM EST via mobile reply actions
larry hughes
is so shaky, al harrington’s head don’t look like a rocky road.
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by stingy d on Feb 2, 2010 3:30 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
best one
"you're the Rod Thorn in my Chris Bosh side."
by Chris Child's Fist on Feb 3, 2010 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
larry hughes is so consistently bad
that i’m glad we can trot chris duhon out there.
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by stingy d on Feb 2, 2010 4:05 PM EST via mobile reply actions
larry hughes' nonchalance is so ubiquitous
david lee isn’t dubious about it.
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by stingy d on Feb 2, 2010 4:08 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
when larry hughes' frustration boils over
mount vesuvius rolls its eyes
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by stingy d on Feb 2, 2010 5:48 PM EST via mobile reply actions 2 recs
the last time larry hughes took a jumper
mike d’antoni was called in for questioning.
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by stingy d on Feb 2, 2010 5:49 PM EST via mobile reply actions
larry hughes is so trigger happy
that gilbert arenas started blushing after maec bermans last bad article
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by stingy d on Feb 2, 2010 5:56 PM EST via mobile reply actions
did you hear the one about larry hughes' frustration?
its cumpletely sexual.
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by stingy d on Feb 2, 2010 6:06 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Doesn't he realize by now that no one wants him?
He get run out of Cleveland and had a website created about him, rode the bench in Chi and is now slowly expiring here too.
NO!
according to numerous outlets, larry hughes has so much value that david stern is personally requesting that any company that makes replica nba jerseys please invent one for larry-bones.
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by stingy d on Feb 2, 2010 8:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
ayo!
the 2010-11 season called. that motherfucker said eddy curry’s beard tells us a lot about the hughesian aspect, or plight if you will, of not being good enough to get playing time on a shit team, but having struck oil on the basis of potential (squandered!*) in the previous contract year!!
jeff van gundy heard the message and frowned on you for not understanding what thw future holds. his headwrap was made out of larry hughes’ full speed running capacity.
MOLASSES!!!!!
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by stingy d on Feb 2, 2010 7:47 PM EST via mobile reply actions
when the bulls traded larry hughes
they just laughed and laughed
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by stingy d on Feb 2, 2010 8:12 PM EST via mobile reply actions
whoops
not eddy curry i meant larry hughes
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by stingy d on Feb 2, 2010 8:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
whoops
not eddy curry i meant jamal crawford
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by stingy d on Feb 2, 2010 8:14 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
larry hughes is
the chipper jones of new york basketball
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by stingy d on Feb 2, 2010 8:19 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Wow
This is a total embarassment to the Baron Davis’ and James Harden’s of this league.
Cant believe I was complimentary about Hughes for a few games early on this season…
Stingy-d – BRILLIANT work man!!!!
PMAC
lest we forget the clyde frazier's'
nee the don chaney’s!
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by stingy d on Feb 2, 2010 9:52 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
one time
me and larry hughes were playing a game of horse. it was down to the wire. we both had ‘e’ left. i was on h-o-r-s and he was on l-o-n-g-f-a-c. he complained that he didn’t have enough opportunities. so i let him win.
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by stingy d on Feb 2, 2010 10:01 PM EST via mobile reply actions 2 recs
Silver Medal
"you're the Rod Thorn in my Chris Bosh side."
by Chris Child's Fist on Feb 3, 2010 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
but fuck all that nonsense
if larry larr just came out pause and said what we’re all thinking, i might have more respect for the nudnik.
larry should be getting minutes and duhon should be on the bench.
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by stingy d on Feb 2, 2010 10:03 PM EST via mobile reply actions
peep game
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbpGtpFDKkc&feature=youtube_gdata
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by stingy d on Feb 3, 2010 12:34 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Perhaps D'antoni should be more polite
Excuse me, Sir Lawrence Hughes, esquire, would you like a bit of PT? It seems these fellows are in dire need of your peculiar brand of basketball mojo!
Larry Hughes
C’mon coach. I don’t think the Knicks are playing so great now that you should continue to keep Larry on the bench. Please work him back into the rotation. There are (many) times when veteran leadership is needed. Of course, he’s probably rusty and has to be given sufficient opportunity to return to form. What is there to lose?
Larry Hughes
I’ve read some of the unenlightened (to be kind) comments about Hughes. As I recall he was not taken out ouf the rotation for missing jump shots— check out the shooting % of Duhon and others—but because he was injured. The Knicks are far too thin to be thinking they’re going to be worse off if Larry plays. (And no, I have no axe to grind for Hughes but I’ll admit that I do have beard). D’antoni is likely thinking primarily of his own reputation and trying to salvage the season by getting a better record than last year. And if this does happen, attribute it to the growth of David Lee. And speaking of rotations, what does Bender add when he’s out there? Defense? Are you kidding? Does the team need an inconsistent 7 ft jump shooter playing outside, espcecially when the knicks lately have been assaulted on the offensive boads? BTW. what is the status of that other 7 ft enigma Milovic? Does anyone know (or care)?
nobody cares enough to know.
for the record.
i’m not opposed to larry hughes getting some spin. i am completely opposed to duhon playing more than toney douglas.
and i’m all about clowning my boys.
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by stingy d on Feb 3, 2010 5:02 PM EST via mobile up reply actions

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