Clyde's 65 Today
Editor's Note: Woo!
He's eligible for Social Security now! (Or does that kick in when you're 62?)
Either way, happy birthday!
Going to steal some highlights from the comments:
Older and bolder!
Aging and assuaging!
Staying and graying!
Healthy and stealthy!
Geriatric and elastic!
Enduring and maturing!
Gentrifying and electrifying!