Knicks Remember They Have Cuttino Mobley, Waive Him
Forgot that guy was on the Knicks, didn't you? After a year or so of strictly financial attachment, the Knicks finally parted ways with Cuttino Mobley this afternoon. Here's what Marc Stein hath twat (with a tip of the hat to our friends Myles and latrell):
Mobley release will save Knicks roughly $9.5 million in luxury-tax payments, reducing their tax bill in July to $5 million range.
Mobley release also reduces rebate check teams get for staying under NBA's $69.9 million luxury-tax threshhold from $4 mil to $3.7 mil.
If you have any idea what fiscal effect this might have, don't hesitate to explain. For our purposes, this could precipitate the signing of another ten-day bro to keep Earl Barron company. Either way, it's been real, Cuttino. Sorry you never got your chance to spin. I guess my #32 Mobley jersey is a throwback now.
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Coulda been an Onion headline.
Also, is “twat” a widely accepted conjugation of tweet? Because I like it and I accept it.
if by "widely accepted"
you mean i typed it, then giggled like a schoolgirl for a full minute, then yes.
Man, I'm impressed.
I’ll be sure to give you credit when I use it in my every sentence henceforth.
hmm
i think one re- is allowed; i think a re-twat of a re-twat would be a queef..
My name's Gus Johnson; I get buckets.
Dolan is cracking open a $9.5M bottle of wine today
which is totally worth it only if drunk from the glittery horn of a unicorn
My name's Gus Johnson; I get buckets.
so is raja bell going to sign w/ the knicks?
now w/ a roster spot open?
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.-1984 George Orwell.
wishful thinking?
or seriously
Toney does what the douglas do. And no one can do what he does b/c doing it without being Toney Douglas just doesnt make it do what it do

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