we'll never get him....

he'd replace david lee no prob, bob.  he's the boris diaw of this year's draft class.  except:  imagine diaw working hard and being kind of tough.  and grabbing boards and blocking tons of shots.  and you got eck-pay oo-dough.  bong bong!  the kid puts the ball on the floor, can make an interior pass, works hard, and blocks shots!  he'll be a great addition to the jazz or rockets!

here we have ekpe at summer camp (he ain't maked the macaronis art):

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here he is wearing cool socks and having fun doing nothing really...

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i remember one time watching him play and he blocked a shot and did the harlem shake almost simultaneously... oh, here it is now:

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obviously udoh played for baylor....

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yep.... he's got it all!

sayonara suckers!