WE ABOUT TO GO ON A SAFARI OH YEAAHHHHHHH

Before we proceed any further, I'd like you to turn your computer's speakers on full blast.  Then visit this page, and don't click on anything.

Let the ensuing montage of images and music wash over you.  You are now prepared to look a little further.

GRARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I MUST DESTROY MY OPPONEEEEEEEENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enough imagery for now.

Now for some highlights:

The man brings viscous viciousness when defending the rim:  Ask this player better than anyone in Miami

Here is a futuristic Knick Highlight!  It features two soon-to-be Knicks displaying a wide variety of skills and should be watched 10 times a day until the season starts.

Footage of Ronny wired while playing for the Lakers.  

Ronny knows histrionics.

He's been traveling abroad a lot lately, so his Twitter is slower than normal, but here are a few highlights:

3 hrs walk to see wild dogs. No service here. Trying to update yall as much as I can. Sorry! http://twitpic.com/1xawf89:35 AM Jun 16th via Twitpic

@EvaLongoria bonjour madame. Comment ca va? Felicitations pour ton film. Gros bisouxxxxx Ronny.5:39 PM Jun 11th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to EvaLongoria

Let's Go team france!!!!!!! Let's go thierry henry.... Let's goooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!10:57 AM Jun 11th via Twitter for BlackBerry®

And no, I didn't include the Eva one because of any trade rumors.  Let's just go ahead and nip that talk in the bud, for starters.

Look, I know about the injury concerns and everything with the dude, but we have him on our roster for the next 2 years, most likely.  Seems like an awesome supporting player / great team guy.  I just really hope D'Antoni uses him effectively in the rotation.  I mean when was the last time we had a guy who plays with such intensity and a desire to to do the defensive dirty work?  Charles Oakley probably, right?  Not saying Turiaf is anywhere near Oakley's consistency (particularly when Oak developed that outside jumper later in his career), but the point can still be made that they effect the game through similar means.  Can't wait to see him revving up the Garden crowd.

BONUS CLIP ---> On an unrelated note, this is who he's bringing with him.