Your LeBron James Announcement Thread
Okay, guy. You have our attention.
Sometime after 9 PM tonight, LeBron James will presumably announce his free agency destination. This is your thread to express your excitement, disappointment, too-cool-for-schoolness, or whatever.
Now seems like an appropriate time to remind everyone that even the angriest comments should be respectful to other commenters and free of hate speech and slurs. No matter what happens, we'll probably have visitors who are fans of other teams. They should be treated with respect. If they are trolling, ignore them or flag them. I also request that if you guys choose to comment on other SBN blogs, you follow the rules of that blog and never, ever troll. If I see that you are causing trouble on other blogs, I will ban you. From the internet. I can do that.
Sit down, grab a snack (tell us what snack you choose!), and let's learn our fates. Just remember that it'll all be okay no matter what.
Also, a good place to stay up-to-date on the news is this here thread. Sk8 lyf.
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FIRST!
Liberty Ballers / Ridiculous Upside / @TAFKAMikeBourn
The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Michael Bourn
I prefer necromancer.
But you should see me giggling right now. Man I need another appletini.
Liberty Ballers / Ridiculous Upside / @TAFKAMikeBourn
The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Michael Bourn
by Michael Levin on Jul 8, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
alright, whatever happens
it’s over, and after tonight, the ghost of mardy collins shall be exorcised and his spirit lifted from madison square garden.
peace, love, and all that good crap
thanks!
i predict lebron says “i just really, really wanted to ruin rodger sherman’s birthday” as one of his reasons for deciding on whatever team he picks.
by Rodger Sherman on Jul 8, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Have a Jolly Birthday!
That’s right, I’m saying jolly now
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7CBwX1891A
HaHaHaHa!
by Lord Smackington on Jul 8, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks
its a honor coming from a lord like yourself. if only earl barron were here
by Rodger Sherman on Jul 8, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
im fuckin pumped
as long as i dont see him in miami or nj its all good for us.. we got the warrior trade happenin if we dont get lebron
they should be fine by october
both are relatively young especially anthony r. but he has so much upside and wit gallo and stat that is a force to be reckoned with
peanut butter and marshmallow fluff on cinnamon raisn bread
by John Mjr on Jul 8, 2010 8:35 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
rec'd
by the way, we’re voting for best snack with recs tonight.
we’re also doing this from now on because it’s brilliant.
also agree
but i think the competition is already won
I’m allergic to peanut butter so this is DQ’d
Liberty Ballers / Ridiculous Upside / @TAFKAMikeBourn
The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Michael Bourn
by Michael Levin on Jul 8, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't give an F if Lebron announces his retirement or anything else he might say
When my too cool for schoolness is ever in doubt, refer back to this comment as proof of my bona fides
Haha thats was my first thought when I heard about all those orange Witness shirts
After that I asked myself, why would Nike want to promote early Harrison Ford?
no we cant do it
lets just act like nothing is gonna happen tonight, lets keep on posting how excited we are about jerome jordan!!!
That'd be awesome.
And he holds up a clippers jersey and everyone’s just like “WTF?”
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
by Jsz on Jul 8, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah really, it might not make everyone happy
But I really don’t think anyone would be all that pissed. Not at first, anyway
Snack tread?
Goin old school for my health: apple and some cherries
Donnie's bout to beat the NBA game like he got a cheat code
by Kupe on Jul 8, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
If he says NY
I’m gettin a gallon of ice cream and a bottle of tequila tho
Donnie's bout to beat the NBA game like he got a cheat code
Rocky Road ice cream
M&M’s and a tall glass of H2O
KEEP LEE!!!
by FreeBradshaw on Jul 8, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Leftover filet mignon!
Darrelle Revis once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.
by bm01bath on Jul 8, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Leftover...
from two hours ago when my family ate without me.
Darrelle Revis once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.
by bm01bath on Jul 8, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
wasn’t gonna rec because this occasion deserves its own steak, but now i’m rec’ing out of sympathy.
If only work didn't last so long
I’d have my own filet mignon.
Darrelle Revis once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.
Yes, the seal on pity recs has now been broken
I will only rec sarcastically from here on out, or if something is especially insightful or funny
Along the lines of...
“I’m more interested in where Shaq is goin, I’m paying really close attention to that”
by $100M Contract on Jul 8, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Snack
I’m drinking Greg Ostertag’s semen through a crazy straw.
Liberty Ballers / Ridiculous Upside / @TAFKAMikeBourn
The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Michael Bourn
no rec
greg ostertag hasn’t jizzed since ‘97. don’t even try to tell me it’s vintage unless you’re prepared to provide photo evidence.

Liberty Ballers / Ridiculous Upside / @TAFKAMikeBourn
The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Michael Bourn
by Michael Levin on Jul 8, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Never specified that it wasn’t butt jizz
Liberty Ballers / Ridiculous Upside / @TAFKAMikeBourn
The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Michael Bourn
by Michael Levin on Jul 8, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
in my hood
they call it throwback jizz, not vintage jizz.
"Why does green mean that's the color green? Why can't you say another word for green being green? Know what i'm saying?" - Stephon
"Anyway, you should check out the movie "Black and White," which actually stars Allan Houston. It’s not a comedy, but rather a really serious and emotional movie." - Wilson Chandler
by ny knickerbocker on Jul 8, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Greg Ostertag is thrizzing all over me.
Liberty Ballers / Ridiculous Upside / @TAFKAMikeBourn
The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Michael Bourn
by Michael Levin on Jul 8, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
the most dangerous exotic position ever devised
“the reverse ostertag”
four people have tried it. three are dead.
by Rodger Sherman on Jul 8, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What’s a sparrot?
Liberty Ballers / Ridiculous Upside / @TAFKAMikeBourn
The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Michael Bourn
by Michael Levin on Jul 8, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
So
We all hear that Miami pulled a welcome ad for LeBron from the Herald just now?
from ira winderman
“Heat pulled James, Bosh, Wade print ads not because of any knowledge of James decision, but because of unsigned status of Bosh and Wade.”
What does that mean?
I don’t understand that. Wade and Bosh were introduced and gave interviews.
question
i used to be a bigger nba fan when the hornets were in charlotte. im stil la hornets fan but its nowhere near as big as i used to be. two questions. do you agree with me that this lebron coverage is stupid? and are my hornets doomed for the future?
Lebron stuff is dumb
The Hornets are doomed only when they dare share the floor with the mighty Knicks
damn west coast
Work ends soon and have to figure out if I head home or watch it here. I think I’m gonna go with not letting a 25-year old man dictate my life and head on home…
What are the odds
he annouces that he’s making a major life decision and beginning next year will be playing for the New York Liberty?
by dontstopbelieving on Jul 8, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions
espn3.com
Make sure you jump in now to set up your account. Don’t have to pay, just have to verify a cable subscription
at least we're not this...
this is a live stream of a bar in cleveland. yeah it’s creepy and mean, but i really want to watch their reaction.
Look on the brightside
No more Al Bricks :)
Never underestimate the power of a neck brace and wheelchair. In Donnie Walsh I trust!
Seth,
Any chance we can get some NYK Knicks vuvuzelas for sale on this website?
Never underestimate the power of a neck brace and wheelchair. In Donnie Walsh I trust!
it was a joke
Never underestimate the power of a neck brace and wheelchair. In Donnie Walsh I trust!
There's no joking about the vuvuzela, blowing one for the Knicks will cause
Frederic Weis to sign a max deal wiht us.
Donnie's bout to beat the NBA game like he got a cheat code
hahahaha, please, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Never underestimate the power of a neck brace and wheelchair. In Donnie Walsh I trust!
Anytime you get the hankering for a vuvuzela just read this comment
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I heard this somewhere
But there is a banner up at that Boys N Girls Club; it reads “LeBron please choose NYK”
Never underestimate the power of a neck brace and wheelchair. In Donnie Walsh I trust!
this just in
lebron set to announce his retirement – i wish
do his sources verify this?
Never underestimate the power of a neck brace and wheelchair. In Donnie Walsh I trust!
it's nice to see the city so excited about the knicks.
even if we dont get this guy, i’m just happy we have so much to look forward to.
by mangu on Jul 8, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This ustreamlink for the Cleveland Bar
This can’t be good, watching these guys torch the place when he says “anyone but cleveland”
Never underestimate the power of a neck brace and wheelchair. In Donnie Walsh I trust!
He would have done this at the Boys and Girls Club
in Cleveland but he would have been robbed going into that place.
I can't wait to see the reaction of the crowd when Lebron goes back to Cleveland
for an actual game
KEEP LEE!!!
[In my obnoxious Chris Broussard voice]
LeBron James and his crew just sent out text messages to the teams he turned down. My sources indicate Donnie Walsh texted him back saying “you will swim with the fish for this”.
Never underestimate the power of a neck brace and wheelchair. In Donnie Walsh I trust!
Is it just me
or will this be a big “eff you” to Cleveland if he doesn’t go back?
by Wilson Chandler's Voicebox on Jul 8, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions
not gonna lie. kind of excited. i don’t think we have any shot, but i can’t deny how awesome it would be if he somehow chose ny
agreed
i try not to think about it… but… damn
by Rodger Sherman on Jul 8, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope it comes soon
"we believe in comebacks"
by Jadden Hopkins on Jul 8, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Alright, whatever.
This is stupid, I shouldn’t even bother watching.
If LeBron goes to Miami I’d bet against them winning the title.
do we think if this doesn't work out
theres anyway that gstate deal goes down tonight or is there no way to know?
According to San Francisco Chronicle Live
Warriors expect a deal to take place if LeBron burns the Knicks
Never underestimate the power of a neck brace and wheelchair. In Donnie Walsh I trust!
I hope he comes up to the mic and says,
“After thinking long and hard, I’ve decided to take another month to think this over, thank you.”
that's just cold
Never underestimate the power of a neck brace and wheelchair. In Donnie Walsh I trust!
I was just going to say this
but you said it better than i would have anyway.
Then Maverick Carter comes up and says,
F You Chris Brousard you no knowledge POS and ESPN you joke of a network.
I will dine on some graham crackers topped with a thick layer of peanut butter
alongside a tall, frosty glass of milk.
I know, I know, it’s what I dine on every time I sit down to watch tv…consistency, my friends.
I want to drop kick chris brousard
<follow me @theinfamousazad
by zlander on Jul 8, 2010 8:56 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
so, i'm having trouble here.
if he chooses the knicks, i’m going to have to post.
but if he chooses the knicks, i will lose all muscle control.
should i write a “he chose the knicks!” post right now and have it ready to post? or is that in bad taste?
Most of us may pass out if he chooses new york...
so dont worry lol
by $100M Contract on Jul 8, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
just never mention it
twitter.com/aighttho
http://aightthen.tumblr.com/
by stingy d on Jul 8, 2010 9:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i'm doing the same thing for sbn ny
if he signs with the knicks, i think we get two or three minute reprieve. i plan on running downstairs and yelling stuff.
by Rodger Sherman on Jul 8, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Multiple sources say best snack is a Broussard Burger, a bunch of shit piled together on a bun and served with sources of alcoholic beverages
here in spirit
rockin my toney douglas t today. got a minute at work. no tv/computer. but i got ya’lls backs!
no matter what this fool says. i’m laughin.
twitter.com/aighttho
http://aightthen.tumblr.com/
by stingy d on Jul 8, 2010 8:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
My sources tell me he wants to play in Boston
Never underestimate the power of a neck brace and wheelchair. In Donnie Walsh I trust!
My snack is
whatever Toney Douglas eat.
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
by Jsz on Jul 8, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
EWTDE
"we believe in comebacks"
by Jadden Hopkins on Jul 8, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No matter what...
…I will be happy with where Donnie’s taking us. Even if LeBron goes to Miami, Amar’e is a good pickup, we needed to clear cap space, the possibility of the Warriors trade for Randolph is pretty sweet.
Hopefully Walsh will get water from the rock tonight, but if not, the slower climb to quality will be okay too.
by twincitiesknick on Jul 8, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
yeah
we could have the nets offseason right now, and be cherishing travis outlaw 5years 35mil right now
Since seeing
Darko’s contract after he was basically on the way to Serbia (I think), I don’t even know how to think about what makes a contract ridiculous anymore.
by twincitiesknick on Jul 8, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
i know i dont really mean that deal
more that they put up a billboard and talk shit and meet with all the superstars, and thats what they have to show for it, not really a shot at outlaw
not too worried either
Still gonna be a knicks fan.
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
by Jsz on Jul 8, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
hey guys
just a fun hypothetical: what if lebron doesn’t announce a team, or chooses to retire early and do something unrelated to the NBA? think jordan playing minor league baseball.
honestly, i think this is the best scenario.
by latrell chokewell on Jul 8, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
Fellahs, I just wanna say, the next era in Knicks history with or without LeBron will be fun
Never underestimate the power of a neck brace and wheelchair. In Donnie Walsh I trust!
It will be fun getting Retribution for 1997 on them
Never underestimate the power of a neck brace and wheelchair. In Donnie Walsh I trust!
I should get in on these threads more often
You guys are much more positive than i was expecting.
Hey Guys!
This is really getting dumb…….
"He needs to pitch in a higher league, if there is one. Ban him from baseball. He should be illegal."
—Tom Kelly, manager of Minnesota Twins, after his team faced Rivera
+1
It’s not even that hard to say
"we believe in comebacks"
by Jadden Hopkins on Jul 8, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Me neither.
But I salute him for disagreeing with Chris Brou.
Outside the Lines just absolutely hammered Broussard today
Never underestimate the power of a neck brace and wheelchair. In Donnie Walsh I trust!
let's go !!
Toney does what the douglas do. And no one can do what he does b/c doing it without being Toney Douglas just doesnt make it do what it do
by semsemma on Jul 8, 2010 9:03 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
chris broussard
how connected can he be, when he wears a $75 suit?
by latrell chokewell on Jul 8, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
you'd think he could brush his teeth
Never underestimate the power of a neck brace and wheelchair. In Donnie Walsh I trust!
he should be connected to the unemployment line
zing
Donnie's bout to beat the NBA game like he got a cheat code
If LeBron comes to NYK, Broussard should lose his job
Never underestimate the power of a neck brace and wheelchair. In Donnie Walsh I trust!
This show is getting annoying...
But please go anywhere BUT Miami.
"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?"
by Gelatin on Jul 8, 2010 9:03 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
or CHI and NJ
"we believe in comebacks"
by Jadden Hopkins on Jul 8, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Well if he isn't a Knick,
My least favorite choice would be Miami.
"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?"
by Gelatin on Jul 8, 2010 9:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Radio
ESPN’s melodramatic introduction to THE DECISION is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long time
Seriously.
"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?"
by Gelatin on Jul 8, 2010 9:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
also
obviously, i want him to come to ny, but if he doesn’t, i hope he stays in cleveland. i feel horrible for that city.
So, they are just playing ESPN reruns before his decision?
Darrelle Revis once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.
I really wish they would stop fluffing him
"He needs to pitch in a higher league, if there is one. Ban him from baseball. He should be illegal."
—Tom Kelly, manager of Minnesota Twins, after his team faced Rivera
excellent call
nothing now, but i plan on procuring two bottles of st ides malt liquor by the end of the night.
by Rodger Sherman on Jul 8, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
he’s going to announce his team by lifting the back of his shirt and revealing a lower back tattoo of the team’s logo
you know what?
now would be a really great time to make a trade or something. just to draw away 1% of the attention.
Don't give Delonte any other ideas.
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
by Jsz on Jul 8, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
i would love to rob the shit out of it
hes robbed so many nba fans of time and sanity and all that with this bullshit
Who thinks that the Knicks as an organization....
should have pulled themselves out of this thing earlier, just for you know…dignity?
Yup
I’m trying to play it cool, reminding myself over and over that everyone with any knowledge says it’s Miami so I should keep my hopes down, but it’s not working.
by twincitiesknick on Jul 8, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
itd be funny if he just stares into the camera and just says "Uhhhh"
for 50 minutes.
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
by Jsz on Jul 8, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
He's still just 24
"we believe in comebacks"
by Jadden Hopkins on Jul 8, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
did bosh actually sign yet?
because it’d be hilarious if bron went elsewhere and bosh was like…you know what? miami isn’t for me.
These fuckers need to shut up.
We know these players, these teams, and these places. Shut up.
Darrelle Revis once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.
agreed
it should be 29:30 of puppies wrestling and :30 of lebron announcing and explaining his decision.
The puppies should wear the teams' uniforms.
Darrelle Revis once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.
It would make more money for the KIDZZZZ too.
Darrelle Revis once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.
this borders on near Michael Vick territory with puppies wresteling
Never underestimate the power of a neck brace and wheelchair. In Donnie Walsh I trust!
JUST GIVE US THE TEAM SO WE CAN GET ON WITH OUR LIVES.
"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?"
by Gelatin on Jul 8, 2010 9:10 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs

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