Don't Touch Our Cock!

This just in, Ron Burgundy has just reported that after a stray Danillo Gallinari walked into the Knicks fron office Mike D'Antoni patted him on the head and looked up at Dolan and said "Awww he's so cute, can we keep him?  Please Da-uhhh Donnie?  I'll feed him and play with him and we'll be best friends!"  After initially saying no Donnie looked down and looked Danillo in the eyes for the first time and his heart melted.  "OK Mikey, you can keep him."  But you see, the Don was in a conundrum, he had promised the evil team owner that he would sacrifice the future in order to get one big star now, and had already promised Danillo to the Nuggets along with Eddy Curry and a first round pick for Carmelo Anthony.  So he did what any GM would do for his Son... I mean Coach.  And he called up the Nuggets.  "Look, I know I promised you guys Danillo, but my coach just stumbled on him and they're attached.  I'm looking out my window right now and their playing fetch (and drain 3's).  Is there any way I could keep him."  The Nuggets front office just couldn't agree though, they knew how wonderful having Gallo around would be so they maintained that they would take Danillo.  When they finally showed up to sign the papers Danillo was just sitting there on all fours panting, but Mikey started to cry, seeing this the Nuggets owner said "I can't break up a coach and his best friend, we'll just take Curry and Azibuike, and you know what, rather than you giving us a first round pick why don't we give you ours.  And rather than being top 5 protected, if it is NOT in the top 5 we will not only give you that pick, but all of our picks until you get one from us in the top 5."

And they all lived happily ever after.