The fanbase is abuzz with the dawning of the Mo Ager Era and I thought there was no better way to celebrate than by examining some anagrams of the man's name. I've never left "the jump" in before today, but beneath it are some revealing rearrangements of "Maurice Ager". You can already see them anyway, so let's get to it.
Mice Area Rug- Has a taste for the finer things, like mouse-skin rugs.
Marriage Cue- We can agree that there's just something about Mo that makes us all want to settle down
Rice Gem Aura- Self-explanatory.
I Mace Arguer- They can't all be positive: Mo has trouble seeing past his own side of an issue.
Urea Cigar Me- Mo appreciates a nice, slow, smoke, preferably one that smells like urine.
Aerie Cum Rag- His commitment to restoring America's eagle population is limitless.
The best part of this is you don't need to actually sit down and rearrange the letters of his name. Robots do that now. Not only that, but this works with every other member of the Knicks, even players who will make the roster. So if you've got a few minutes, go to the website, have it rearrange the letters of your favorite player's name and tell us what you think it means. We may even find a Knickname or two for players in need.