Let's Get Distracted! It's Mammal Analysis Time!
If there's one thing, nay, one group of things that is loved here at Posting and Toasting more than our sacred New York Knickerbockers, it's mammals. They're cuddly, sometimes ferocious and always heartwarming, but most importantly, talking about mammals is not talking about Carmelo Anthony. (Unless you're discussing his mammal-attributes. In that case, he's fair game.) Endlessly throwing out silly trades and talking about Eddy Curry's expensive corpse are fun and all, but the discussion gets stale after a while. For some deeply shared, instinctive reason, animals are always fresh to talk about.
So here we have it. Deep in the dog days of Summer, it's time to talk mammals.
Let this be your thread for all discussions featuring our furry brethren, be they feline, equine, primate, what have you. Anything's fair to converse about, as long as it doesn't include the keywords "Carmelo", "Melo", "Anthony", "Chris Paul", "CP3", or "moist".
Here's an introduciton for all of you who slept through class. It says "birth membrane" at one point, so it's fun for the whole family.
What is a Mammal? (via jfriesgaither)
Let's kick off the conversation. Today, I learned that Camels have a gestation period of 405 days on average, while Oppossum ladies only have to deal with a 13 day gestation period, and Cheetahs are so badass that their gestation time was just left off the chart because no one wanted to count that shit. Also, what's your favorite mammal and why? Are you particularly terrified of a certain mammal? Why? What are your opinions on reptiles, birds, amphibians, and lobed fish?
Fire away, cheesecakes.
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Ohh, sweet ChiaCrack. I never kid.
"He's the straw that makes the drink go."
by Thelonious Dunk on Aug 24, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, I just can't take all of this Melo talk anymore.
It’s like every other month someone swoops in and steals the spotlight for a while, then disappears quietly. Bron, then Paul, now Melo. My guess is that Mouhamed Sene is next up.
"He's the straw that makes the drink go."
by Thelonious Dunk on Aug 24, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't forget Rudy.
Even I have posted some Rudy stuff.
"You're like that old, beat down restaurant with the dirty bathrooms, weird customers and foul odor, I'm like that new shiny restaurant across the street with the bright neon lights, fishes in the floor and 2nd floor gymnasium. Why don't I have any customers?!"
by MikeTheIntern on Aug 24, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Yoooooo....
Did you know an Elephant’s gestation period is frickin’ 616 days???!!!!
A Sperm Whale is between 480-590 (this means the likkle one is stubborn as snot!)
GANG GREEN ALL DAY!
You see, it's not about how you won the game, it's about how you played the game.... there's a difference.
The shrew is the only posionous mammal.
Unless I have recalled 7th biology incorrectly.
Pamala Anderson
She’s a poisonous mammal as well.
"You're like that old, beat down restaurant with the dirty bathrooms, weird customers and foul odor, I'm like that new shiny restaurant across the street with the bright neon lights, fishes in the floor and 2nd floor gymnasium. Why don't I have any customers?!"
by MikeTheIntern on Aug 25, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
but the good poison
"you're the Rod Thorn in my Chris Bosh side."
by Chris Child's Fist on Aug 25, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you know
That some cats sleep for up to 16 hours a day! And that some mammals (yours truly) spend up to 16 hours a day on basketball blogs (even in the offseason). Oh, looks like I just finished my 16th hour. Looks like it’s time to get some sleep. But tomorrow you can see the revans in it’s natural habitat…in a cubicle praying that someone has put together an interesting post that I have not read already (looks over at Miketheintern).
Actually working on one now. lol
"You're like that old, beat down restaurant with the dirty bathrooms, weird customers and foul odor, I'm like that new shiny restaurant across the street with the bright neon lights, fishes in the floor and 2nd floor gymnasium. Why don't I have any customers?!"
by MikeTheIntern on Aug 25, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Awesome
And looks like you’re going to need to make another Darelle post on GGN
I already did actually.
In case he does sign, I have the post finished, waiting to be posted. We’ll see if this Wednesday news is accurate. Tomorrow will be an interesting day.
"You're like that old, beat down restaurant with the dirty bathrooms, weird customers and foul odor, I'm like that new shiny restaurant across the street with the bright neon lights, fishes in the floor and 2nd floor gymnasium. Why don't I have any customers?!"
by MikeTheIntern on Aug 25, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm just going and rereading old Fuck You Penguins postings now...
"you're the Rod Thorn in my Chris Bosh side."
by Chris Child's Fist on Aug 25, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
It's like trying to pick your favorite Clyde expression.
"He's the straw that makes the drink go."
by Thelonious Dunk on Aug 25, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Clarence Weatherspoon is my favorite mammal.
The gestation period for Weatherspoons is off the charts as well, due to the fact that they need extra time to develop their extremely large and unusually shaped heads.
They will be for!
by StarksMiddleFinger on Aug 25, 2010 9:36 AM EDT reply actions
you guys might dig this
http://whiteanimals.tumblr.com/
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i think my favorite mammal is hobbes.
or perhaps moomin.
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