Amar'e Stoudemire confirms that Ronny Turiaf stinks.
Amar'e Stoudemire is everywhere right now (Melo, too. Look around.). With his new sneaker (this handsome foothat) out, he's showing up everywhere, sayin' stuff about the lockout, threatenin' to start a new league, and dunkin' on a cardboard cut-out of Blake Griffin (and travelin' and almost breakin' a window). Neat. Of importance to us is this exchange from Amar'e's appearance on Dan LeBatard's show (in other news, Dan LeBatard apparently has a show) in which he throws his teammate under the bus (via IamaGM). The relevant part starts at 2:53, but embedding a cued-up video seems to be beyond my skillset, so you'll have to jump ahead yourself:
That's just not becoming of a team captain, Amar'e. If Ronny Turiaf has body odor issues, this is a matter best discussed privately with Ronny himself. (Or do as Prezbo does for Dukie and just leave some soap in his locker!) Throwing Boris Diaw in there as well isn't cool, either, and now it just seems like you've got something against Frenchmen. Poor form. For the record, I've been close enough to smell Ronny Turiaf a couple of times, and have never detected any stench of note.
Anyway, I urge all of you reading this to cope with the foibles of your peers constructively and with tact. Even though Gian smells like figs and duck urine all the time, I don't go around broadcasting that information, you know?
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who's second?
I said out-loud “Boris Diaw”…
Amar’e: “I try not to get too close to these guys, man, but I think Boris Diaw may be a close second.”
I demand 32 internet points.
LOL! I believe it!
When I was in college I dated this chick who was from France. She was a nice girl, probably the prettiest woman I ever dated, but i had to break that relationship off after a couple of months, because the girl stank! She only showered like twice a week. And no matter how I tried to address the issue, the girl just wouldn’t do anything about her hygiene.
I can't imagine any NBA player smells more like shit then Carlos Boozer
Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows
dan le batard
i’ve heard the name. and i’ve made fun of it every time i’ve seen it. now i can really lay into this dingus. pause. what a dunce!
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I could see Ronny smelling pretty awful
I also could see Kurt Thomas having some bad BO.
The video of Amar’e “dunking” on Blake Griffin was pretty hilarious
I don't know about his show, but just about every article of his I've read has been retarded.
Fish Fingers give me a break.
I'm not to big on him either, but his father alone is worth watching.
He’s pretty much that zanny foreign guy that lived in your neighborhood as a kid.
Stainer of mountaintops.
by Chairman Meow on Oct 12, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
my money's on shitting on him about his defense
Anxiously awaiting the day my username will be appropriate
by knickswin on Oct 12, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Anyone else notice how the video skipped when Amare said he was going to school at FIU?
Where is Isola when you need him? I have so many conspiracy theories to ambivalently confirm.
Also it seems I need to stop sending Gian my leftover figs.
i think Amar'e just killed Blak Griffins career
its over after a dunk like that, thats a “Chocolate-Thunder-Flying, Robinzine-Crying, Teeth-Shaking, Glass-Breaking, Rump-Roasting, Bun-Toasting, Wham-Bam, Glass-Breaker-I-Am-Jam”
by blackhova on Oct 13, 2011 5:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Dayum you just took me back!
Wonder what Darryl Dawkins is doing these days and can he still suit up we need a Center!
by Robert Curre on Oct 14, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions

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