P&T Lockout Lifestylez: Typing
Here begins the "Lockout Lifestylez" section of P&T. Our first topic for discussion is typing. Most of us type every day, right? I'd bet that a lot of us type pretty much ALL day. I'm definitely a heavy typer, and I also consider typing to be one of my few talents (besides dog-petting, burping, and getting lost).
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My first interactions with a keyboard came at my grandparents' house when I was probably four or five. My grandpa used to let me climb the (terrifying) spiral stairs to his home office to "play" on his computer. All I really did was bang on the keyboard wildly while the machine was off. Occasionally, he'd turn on some word processing program and I'd actually try to spell out some words, though I vividly remember struggling with the fact that the keys weren't in alphabetical order. Sometimes he'd let me print out my work, and I'd end up with a manuscript telling the tale of "AADFS;ASDJL;ASDKFJLDSFJK" or something.
Later, my family got our own home computer. I don't remember doing much formal typing practice on it until fourth grade, around the time we started typing class at school (this was 1998). We'd get shuttled once a week to the "computers room" (always plural, presumably because there were a LOT of computers in there) where Mrs. Leo would plop our little meathooks on the "home row", slide halves of cardboard boxes over the keyboard, and give us an entire story to copy before we were allowed to play games. I don't remember how long it took me, but I got QUICK with the typing. I was also one of the few kids in my class who knew how to change fonts, so I'd change that shit to "Sand" and make it take up like four pages. Never "Webdings" or anything, though. I'm not a savage. Anyway, perhaps motivated by whatever games were on the agenda, I learned to type very quickly and I've considered myself a speedy typer ever since. In middle school, my computers teacher was a lady with a faint beard, and I think I won some typing competition that took place in that game where your typing controls the speed of a little guy running on a track (and when you make a typo, he falls down). It came up again a few weeks ago, when I was visiting my girlfriend at school. We got to talking about our respective typing skills, then we got to boasting, and then I and a bunch of her roommates found an online typing game and competed and charted our scores and stuff. It was really neat. Anyway, I open this up to y'all with some discussion topics/questions:
QUESTIONS
- First, how old are you (roughly)? With that in mind, when and how did you learn to type?
- Did you guys all learn to type starting on the "home row"? Do some of you not do that anymore? (One of my best friends "hunts and pecks"-- which was a borderline obscenity in Mrs. Leo's class-- with two fingers on each hand and does it REALLY fast).
- How many words would you estimate that you type a day, whether they get read/published somewhere or not?
- Spellcheck is trying to tell me that "typer" isn't a word, but I really don't want to say "typist", ya know? Also, spellcheck is telling me that "spellcheck" isn't a word, so I think it needs to figure out its own shit before it criticizes me.
- How early on do kids learn to type these days? Some of you must have kids, though I hope that a few of you don't and don't plan to.
- Do any of y'all live in countries with weird keyboards, or have you? How about just visiting? I found it fucking impossible to type when I was in Croatia over the summer, and their keyboard just had a few letters switched.
- Um...any good typing stories?
CHALLENGE
My best score on this is 123 words per minute, 613 points (I assume the points account for any errors). I invite everybody to give it a whirl or several and post your scores. I'm certain that some of you are faster than I am.
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Twitter gives you a pretty good sense of how folks go about typing, and it's shed some light on the typing/spelling skills of our Knicks. Shawne Williams, for instance, is not especially deft with his asdfs and such. (Also, he calls Carmelo Anthony "Smells"). Shelden Williams and Josh Harrellson, meanwhile, are pretty nice with the keyboard. Roger Mason doesn't count because he's a politician. Anyway, I'm not sure Twitter's a great measure. I bet Toney Douglas is the fastest typer on the Knicks.
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613 points?
You’re a regular Red Holzman!
I'm the fan formerly known as Serious Garbage Time
by Bernard King's Game Face on Nov 16, 2011 10:29 AM EST reply actions
in Germany
the @ key was nearly impossible to find for me. and Y and Z are switched, which throws me off way more than it should.
One time in France, I encountered a keyboard where the keys were actually in alphabetical order (it’s not the norm out there either, if anyone’s wondering). I used to be a beast at keyboarding class in elementary and middle school, but I probably only go about 70 words per minute, if that.
Wow, you really are a great typor
My first attempt netted a score of 350 and I think of myself as a pretty good typor.
I’m 44 years old and I learned to type in sixth grade at I.S. 70 on 17th street between 8th and 9th avenues. We learned on these things called typewriters. We used to do drills, but I can’t really remember them. Anyway, I’ve always touch typed since then, and my speed has gone up and down. I can’t believe people hunt and peck. It’s insane.
I have a son who’s 5 and he’s just beginning to understand the concept of the keyboard, though he’s a whiz with the mouse. I search for ‘trains’ on youtube and he goes from there. Strangely, he usually ends up watching clips of grand theft auto involving trains crashing into cars and various characters. I predict he will learn to spell either ‘Train’ or ‘Grand Theft Auto’ within a month and then will probably enter red holzman territory shortly thereafter. Meanwhile I will try to get him to dribble a basketball and he will go right back to the keyboard, and I will be simultaneously proud and humiliated. Par for the course for a Knick fan.
How may words do I type a day?
Answer: Way more than if I had never joined P&T. Welp, that’s about all I have attention span for.
Thanks for the fun activity! It’s about 2.1% as fun as watching Smells hit a contested 20-footer!
Get The Frickin' Rebound
This is great.
Tell your son I said CHOOOOOO CHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
My fifth grade teacher used to call me “Choo Choo Charlie.”
77. I usually do 80-90 but I'm ill.
I’m roughly 26. I was too stubborn to learn to type the right way in 4th? grade computer class. I just use my pointer and middle fingers and the right thumb for the space bar. I guess you could call it hunt and peck, but as long as long as my hands start in the right place, I don’t have to look down.
The most difficult keyboard to type on was in a German internet cafe.
same here
Except I’m 27. I have my own hybrid method of typing where I don’t have to look down. I’m pretty fast.
I hate typing on ergonomic keyboards.
by keithprime on Nov 16, 2011 12:47 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
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Damn I didn’t think I was gonna get sonned this bad. 123/wpm? I’m 29 and Mavis taught me all I know. Mavis and trying to type out expletives in between deaths in the Q3/UT days.
Fish Fingers give me a break.
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but I farted at least twice and it threw me off
Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows
That'll be the sheep cheese, I guess
"Hey, I'm a reasonable guy. But I've just experienced some very unreasonable things." --Jack Burton (Big Trouble in Little China)
Damn Seth
94 and 492 points. And I thought I typed faster than it takes for LeBron to travel. Where the hell did you learn to type that fast?
I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.
Vince Lombardi
Oh yeah
Started learning the home row keys in middle school. All we would do is have a page or two of a random article and we had to type it out until the lesson was over. Then we played these crazy games, where the faster you type the faster you swim away from the crazy shark going after you. Typing Quick and Easy I think it was called.
I’m 19 and living in Slovakia, where all they have is the Y an Z mixed up (why?) and every single weird character on the keyboard (@,#,$,%,&) is somewhere completely else. I couldn’t find the question mark for a couple of weeks when I moved back here, so during all my IM conversations I had to frame every single question as a statement (“I hope I’m correct in assuming that you are going out today”). Pain in the ass.
I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.
Vince Lombardi
Ha!
I had so much trouble finding the “@” key in Croatia that I ended up copying and pasting it all the time.
Also, Slovakia!!!!
That made me laugh.
I trust that you will continue this method of asking questions on Posting & Toasting from now until forever.
Hello friends.
107 wpm/534 points. Made a couple booboos!
Only times the skill has come in handy was in college pounding out papers and later on impressing temp agency secretaries.
Everyone here needs to play Typing of the Dead.
89 wpm/443 puntos.
I remember they would corral us and ship us off to the computer lab starting in 2nd-ish grade. We had to play this monotonous-ass game called “Typing Time,” and if we burned through it with sufficient precociousness, then the Oregon Trail was a reward.
If I’m not sittin’ gracefully on the home row with those bumps under my pointers, I’m lost as fuck. I tend to type a ton per day, between taking notes in class, pooping essays and churning out high-quality journalism. Also, googling for funny bear pictures takes typing too, I suppose.
"It was one of those good, deep sleeps; you know, the ones where you wake up and a stream of drool is steadily racing down your shirt? Yes, that kind of sleep." -Landry Fields
by Thelonious Dunk on Nov 16, 2011 1:16 PM EST reply actions
Oh, and I'm roughly 19.
So I guess that puts me in the new wave of typing compared to a few of you?
"It was one of those good, deep sleeps; you know, the ones where you wake up and a stream of drool is steadily racing down your shirt? Yes, that kind of sleep." -Landry Fields
by Thelonious Dunk on Nov 16, 2011 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
my dad
types with three fingers. the index fingers on both hands and the middle finger of his right hand. it’s the strangest thing i’ve ever seen.
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The NBA - Where 2012 doesn't happen
Patrick Ewing - The NBA's all-time leader in rushing yards
I'm 22 years old.
I grew up in PA, and learned to type properly in seventh grade in Mrs. Gibbons’s typing class. She was a pleasant woman, but was by far the most hated teacher in my middle school because her curriculum consisted of putting a piece of paper over your hands and making you type for an hour and ten minutes.
I really, really hated typing, but in retrospect I’m extremely glad I took that class. In fact, I’d go so far as to say it was the most practical class I’ve ever taken in my life.
My dad types extraordinarily slow, and if he took a class that taught him how to properly type, he’d probably make more money with his job as a result. However, he’s real stubborn, so that’s not happening.
The best I did was 98 wpm, which is right around where I thought I’d be. Also: Oregon Trail, Math Blaster, Number Crunchers, etc.
Hey youngins
When I learned to type on a manual typewriter, you couldn’t just mush the key, there was a technique – you had to tap. It was like learning how to hit a drum correctly. You had to get that satisfying ‘Whap’… so speed was only one aspect.
But I like the modern times because typing is smmoooooooove.
Get The Frickin' Rebound
First question what is typing?
The second thing I learned today is I am old enough to have fathered all of you guys, and for a couple of you I am old enough to be your grandfathers geesh, youngsters!!!
41 WPM
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I’m 17 and I went to a catholic school where they didn’t give a shit about how you typed, so maybe I’m messed up for life.
Stainer of mountaintops.
You know I am still not used to the phrase twat.
My niece last week asked me if I saw her twat last week and I was like “EXCUSE ME!” then I realized she was talking about her twitter account and felt stupid.
by Robert Curre on Nov 16, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
I learned how to type on a typewriter. True story.
SPEND ON BIGS
by StarksMiddleFinger on Nov 16, 2011 4:53 PM EST reply actions
HEY SETH
Post a Nighttime Snack Thread. Like every night. Starting now.
Well
I think I’m gonna post the Lifestylez things at night, and then it can morph into a nighttime snack thread at some point each evening. Definitely needs doing.
mavis beacon y'all
had to play that nonsense in class. so many minigames.
i vaguely remember a internet website called “typeracer” or something along those lines but haven’t played it in a long time and am not going to look it up now in case i end up having to typerace the nerdy asian girl on my floor freshman year who showed it to me.

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