Yo Seth - I Dare Ya!
I dare you to replace the current sign on your street with this one, in ironic honor of the recent good news. If you do it, I want to know how long it lasts before someone changes it. I also want to know if there would be any suspects other than you. I will buy you an autographed picture of Anthony Mason's Knicks haircut from NBA.com and ship it to you if I receive photographic evidence. Especially photographs of police investigating the scene. WE BACK

