Training camp, start already! I need to see and hear about

1. Shump - is he playing point guard? How's he looking?

2. Jorts - Is he lazy or is he getting into fights on the first day tearing down rebounds?

3. TD - is he looking like a different man with a healed shoulder?

4. Chauncey - what mentoring exploits are he undertaking?

5. D'antoni - What has he been cooking up for this bunch all summer?

6. Melo and Amar'e - will they be working on the pick and roll together?

7. Landry - is he refreshed and ready to kick ass again?

8. Andy - Can he show us something this year?

9. Safari - Of course he will get injured, but he's still Safari and I want to see him being a Knick again.

10. Jerome Jordan - Will he make Chris Sheridan look stupid or will something really unlikely happen?

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED MORE INFORMATION!!!!!!!!!!!