So I've got four nosebleed tickets for our New York Knicks' scrimmage on Sunday, December 17th at the Garden. None of my friends are available for the event on such short notice. I'm going just so that I can see superstar Renaldo Balkman do the humpty-hump. That leaves three tickets left. If anyone is interested, e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org and mention your SB Nation login name. I'll e-mail pdf files of the tickets that can be printed by you.