NEWS REPORT: Knicks fill need at beard, moustache next?
by Ozraider on Dec 19, 2011 5:08 PM EST
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With reports that Baron Davis has signed with the New York Knicks interim GM Glen Grunwald and coach Mike D'Antoni have filled a glaring need on the Knicks roster at beard and coach D'Antoni has said that their attention has turned to moustache.
"Obviously losing Turiaf's glorious face muffler was a huge blow to the franchise but we feel we have filled a need postion at beard with Baron's glorious reverse afro and other aquisistions like Tyson Chandler's chincheek fluff also help out in this area. Now we have taken care of beard we feel that adding some help at moustache in addition to my heavenly nut duster will put us in the drivers seat to push for a championship" D'Antoni said after practice
Early reports are that Grunwald has opened discussions with Josh Harrellson, but initial talks of a Groucho Marx were quickly rejected by Harellson's agent however the fanchise feels comfortable that they will be make a deal with Harrellson somewhere in the range of a Lanny McDonald.
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d’antoni’s stache is pretty good. maybe we can coax clyde in to going back to his 70’s look.
got to love those sideburns
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they are some beautiful chops thats for sure
I have noticed DWTDD has the makings of Chops, i think it is becasue he can’t actully grow a full beard but if we could get him to commit we could really have something there.
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D'Antoni actually used to sport chops back in the day!
Damn I just felt old saying that, I think I am the only one here who actually saw D’Antoni play.
by Robert Curre on Dec 20, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
or
we can coax number 18 out of retirement
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Ya know
Baron looks quite bit like this beard of the past:
http://hoopeduponline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/earl_monroe_jordache.jpg
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Wow great call!
Do I sense a nickname? Baron ‘The Pearl’ Davis
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by Ozraider on Dec 19, 2011 5:57 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Baron "the Necklace" Davis
Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows
Well
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by Ozraider on Dec 19, 2011 7:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
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by Ozraider on Dec 19, 2011 7:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Well played
XD
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by Ozraider on Dec 19, 2011 7:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Stupid iPhone :/
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by Ozraider on Dec 19, 2011 7:52 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
are we forgetting melo's (bad word for mexican people) stash
i am a frim believer that iman can fulfill the need at sideburns.
and landry can in just plain awsomeness (landry the swag king)
we’ve got our hebrew connection in stat. so free yamakas (i know that is spelledd wrong) 4 everyone
i think the only need we realy have is in the italian connection. (mikey d doesnt count)
which brings me to my next point…
BRING BACK GALLO!!!!!!!
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by Lawrence Taylor The Real LT on Dec 20, 2011 9:04 AM EST reply actions
no one can forget Melo's "I just ate ass" mustache
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yes. but we will not have to worry about the mafia either
plus i could see him rocking a handle bar stash once he hts puberty
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by Lawrence Taylor The Real LT on Dec 20, 2011 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
it would be great if we could get deshawn stevenson
our beard game would be illustrious.
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by Russ on Dec 20, 2011 2:22 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I was thinking that Landry should get a Sky Walker doo
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by Russ on Dec 20, 2011 2:56 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
whatever he does
the faux hawk hurts my eyes. “sky” fields makes sense to me tho. someone bend his ear on this.
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This would be epic
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*dew
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by Lawrence Taylor The Real LT on Dec 20, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
I seriously avoided this thread out of fear it was a campaign to possibly sign Adam Morrison
I was ready to call for a ban! lol
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