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NEWS REPORT: Knicks fill need at beard, moustache next?


With reports that Baron Davis has signed with the New York Knicks interim GM Glen Grunwald and coach Mike D'Antoni have filled a glaring need on the Knicks roster at beard and coach D'Antoni has said that their attention has turned to moustache.

"Obviously losing Turiaf's glorious face muffler was a huge blow to the franchise but we feel we have filled a need postion at beard with Baron's glorious reverse afro and other aquisistions like Tyson Chandler's chincheek fluff also help out in this area. Now we have taken care of beard we feel that adding some help at moustache in addition to my heavenly nut duster will put us in the drivers seat to push for a championship" D'Antoni said after practice

Early reports are that Grunwald has opened discussions with Josh Harrellson, but initial talks of a Groucho Marx were quickly rejected by Harellson's agent however the fanchise feels comfortable that they will be make a deal with Harrellson somewhere in the range of a Lanny McDonald.

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