I hope it isnt too soon, but Melo and Chauncey need Knicknames STAT. Yeah, that was corny.

Lame jokes aside, yall know the drill. Lets get to it. I noticed Melo is sportin a 007 avatar on twitter, so maybe he has taken to that? I like it simply because he is an offensive assassin, you know?

As for Billups, he'll be trickier. I dont think CB4 is an option for obvious reasons (1-18 anyone?) So Im interested to see what comes up for him.

Also feel free to give ideas for the other new Knicks, although its almost certain at least 1 of them will be cut very soon.