Pre-Game Reconnaissance: Knicks vs. Bucks- 3/25/11
by Seth on Mar 25, 2011 4:14 PM EDT
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PrintBucks? Huh?
Odds and ends!
- The Bucks, as we know, have one of the most efficient defenses in the NBA. (They also have just about the worst offense, but you wouldn't know that from how they've played recently against the Knicks.)
- Milwaukee has won just two of their last six, one of those being their recent win at our expense.
- In case you missed that last one...it weren't pretty.
Wassup with the Bucks!?
The beatdown of the Knicks in Milwaukee was one of the few high notes the Bucks have had of late. Check out this recap of their most recent game.
Know the Opponent!
#11 Earl Boykins- The results of a brain imaging study by the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee suggest that Earl jumping out from under your bed is, in fact, the scariest possible thing in the world.
#40 Jon Brockman- A single drop of Jon's blood contains 180% of the recommended daily protein intake.
#10 Carlos Delfino- No less than two members of the Milwaukee training staff are assigned solely to grooming Carlos's eyelashes.
#3 Brandon Jennings- Brandon is a few pieces of paperwork away from legally changing his name to "Brandon Jennings Wolf Gang Kill Them All".
#22 Michael Redd- Michael's extended absence from basketball has allowed him the time to hone his skills as an assembler and giver of gift baskets. Milwaukee officials have actually taken measures to delay his return past Easter in hopes of receiving holiday presents.
#15 John Salmons- The league has forbidden John from wearing a nemes while he plays.
If Keyon Dooling Was Actually a Buck!
Coach's Corner! with Dan D'Antoni, Knicks assistant coach and Zachary, California Sea Lion.
Dan: This should be pretty simple, really. It's all about effort.
Zachary: ART! ART! ART! ART! ART! ART!
Dan: I mean, in that last game, we just fell in love with the jump shot and didn't even get good looks on those outside attempts. Nobody bothered to break down the defense.
Zachary: ART! ART! ART! ART! ART! ART! ART! ART! ART! ART! ART!
Dan: Defensively, it comes down to simple things: boxing out on the boards and closing out on shooters. The Bucks practically defend themselves if you take care of the effort stuff.
Zachary: ART! ART!
Dan: Haha, yeah, it's all about taking care of the "outs". Wait, is that what you said?
Zachary: ART! ART! ART! ART!
Dan: Oh. Yeah, trouts are good, too.
Zachary: ART! ART! ART! ART! ART! ART! ART!
Dan: Well, you don't really listen to me either.
Here is a picture of the opposing coach!
And now you know about the Bucks.
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Awwwww.
I was going to have fun with the troll. It’s inability to type and ignorance is pure comedy gold.
FUCK. Well then.
Not everyone is perfect, right? :D
That portrait of Scott Skiles is frighteningly accurate
Verisimilitude like whoa
it's so perfect I want to punch it in the face.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees because he wants to win the World Series. Wait, what???
It’s time for this Knicks team to show up ready to play against a shitty team and blow them the fuck out of the building.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees because he wants to win the World Series. Wait, what???
Im at tgif
Right near msg!!!
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by Jeterian 2 on Mar 25, 2011 5:41 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
put the cat in the casket!
"It was one of those good, deep sleeps; you know, the ones where you wake up and a stream of drool is steadily racing down your shirt? Yes, that kind of sleep." -Landry Fields
by Thelonious Dunk on Mar 25, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
another essential piece of info about the Bucks:
Jon Brockman is a beast at trick shots, as proven by this video:
http://espn.go.com/blog/truehoop/post/_/id/26766/jon-brockman-making-trick-shots
by latrell chokewell on Mar 25, 2011 5:50 PM EDT reply actions
Ridiculous Prediction
Toney Douglas – 37 points, 12 assists, 10 turnovers, 8 rebounds, Knicks win on two Ronny Turiaf foul shots with 1.6 seconds left.
Are you nuts?
You forgot to mention DWTDD’s 9 blocked shots!
"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
and jared jeffries having 30points 9 from 3pt range 6stl 9ast
by J3TSFANFORLYF3 on Mar 25, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
That might make the Jared Jeffries Shot Tracker explode
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by bluecheese999 on Mar 25, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
that dude is a fuckin BEAST
Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows
the Knicks suck
but unfortunately they’re not in the lottery.. :(
Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows
I'd be freaking thrilled if Kemba slides to the Knicks
"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
I just sprouted wood thinking about tit
Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows
Why do we need another undersized SG when we have TD?
I’m hoping the Knicks get John Henson of UNC
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by bluecheese999 on Mar 25, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
why do we need another Anthony Randolph?
and Kemba’s more then TD
Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows
maybe because we don't have any Anthony Randolphs
and we could really use some size
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by bluecheese999 on Mar 25, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions
we had one
and he did nothing
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He was a spy
He kept passing to the other team and throwing the ball away.
by superturboultra on Mar 25, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
We could certainly use him now
he put up 31 and 11 last night. Meanwhile Jared Jeffries is playing 20 min a night for NY
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by bluecheese999 on Mar 25, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder if he even gets off the bench the next game...
Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows
He's the Wolves new started PF with Love injured
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by bluecheese999 on Mar 25, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
In that one game he outscored Jared Jeffries's entire Knicks season
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by bluecheese999 on Mar 25, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
El amin is 3x as fat
and didn’t do 1/20th of the shit Kemba does
Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows
nbadraft.net has the knicks drafting Jonas Valanciunas
A 6’11 Center from Lithuania
draft express has that dude going #2 overall
at least last week they did
Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows
Dammnnnnnn,
They have him going number 3 now. Not #2 but still. I didn’t expect him to go that early.
for the most part right now mocks are just a collection of names
other then Derrick Williams and Kyrie Irving, provided they declare for the draft, no one’s a definitely for anything.
Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows
do we go big man or pg this year?
a lot more depth at pg but i think there’s a greater need a bigs
the only way to explain my comment more clearly is that i am a met fan
I feel like we should just take the best player available
we won’t be drafting a superstar at our pick
ageed
just get someone who’s good at basketball. this team is as thin as Jeff Van Gundy’s hair, no need to draft for need here.
Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows
There might be no superstars at all in this draft, regardless of position
RIP Nate Dogg
RIP Elizabeth Taylor
RIP people of Japan
Derrick Williams is a superstar
dude is hung like a Tyrannosaurus Rex
Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows
Do you realize the connotation of that sentence?
RIP Nate Dogg
RIP Elizabeth Taylor
RIP people of Japan
They also have Kyrie Irving going 3rd overall to the same team that just drafted John Wall
so I don’t think they know much
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by bluecheese999 on Mar 25, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
they don't take team needs into consideration this early in the process
they are more or less ranking best prospects ‘on the board’
RIP Nate Dogg
RIP Elizabeth Taylor
RIP people of Japan
Alternatively, you could have 'shopped Keyon to look like a dollar bill
RIP Nate Dogg
RIP Elizabeth Taylor
RIP people of Japan
Hey I've been coming here a while but am relatively new
Don’t quite get the inside joke or whatever revolving Zachary and his screaming “ART! ART!”
it took my quite a while to discover what poop meant and the power of DWTDD, help me out guys haha
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