Pre-Game Reconnaissance: Knicks vs. Jazz- 3/7/11
What? Jazz? Huh? What is this?
Odds and Ends!
- The Jazz have won just two of their last ten games and they're probably pretty sad about that.
- Utah is worst in the league in Opposing Free Throw Rate, so look for Amar'e Stoudemire, Carmelo Anthony, and Chauncey Billups (if he's back) to draw some fouls by attacking the rim.
- Nearly everybody on the Jazz is injured. More on that in the next bit.
- The last time these two teams met was one of my least favorite games of the year. Nearly every Knick got into foul trouble, there was no continuity, and a pretty excellent offensive performance by the Jazz wasted Shawne Williams's career night. That was a very different Utah team, though, and these are some very different Knicks.
Wassup with the Jazz!?
From Basketball John of the terrific SLC Dunk:
The Jazz may have just enough players tonight to meet the minimum roster requirement. They'll be without Mehmet Okur, Francisco Elson, Kyrylo Fesenko, and Ronnie Price. Andrei Kirilenko and Paul Millsap are both game-time decisions. The Jazz can get by without and of the previous four not playing as they're not in the regular rotation anyway. But with Millsap and/or AK out, the Jazz will be hurting.
The team has played hard since Sloan resigned and Deron Williams was traded but they haven't been able to close out close games in the fourth quarter. It took them an overtime session to dispatch the Kings who were without Tyreke Evans. The talent is there but they're scrambling to find an identity and make a push for the playoffs.
The most consistent players we've had this season from start until now have been Al Jefferson and Paul Millsap. Al has been particularly hot as of late, shooting nearly 55% while putting up 23 & 10 for the past month. Millsap has been putting up nearly the same numbers at 19 & 9.
Devin Harris has come in and nearly replaced the numbers that Deron Williams had this season for the Jazz. That's a bit surprising. Given that it's only been a handful of games, we'll see if he can keep up the pace.
Other than that, everyone else has been streaks. CJ Miles is having one of his worst seasons shooting the ball but can catch fire on any given night. Raja Bell has been up and down as well.
The offense hasn't been an issue for the Jazz the past two months. They've been a sieve on the defensive end, primarily on the perimeter where they're giving up 40% from the arc. Against a team like the Knicks, this scares me a lot.
I expect a high-scoring game and it will likely come down to whoever can muster consecutive stops down the stretch.
Know the Opponent!
#20 Gordon Hayward- Gordon really doesn't mind playing under 15 minutes a game as long as the Utah staff provides him with enough towels and seat cushions to build a fort in which to do activities under the bench.
#25 Al Jefferson- After seeing the movie Bicentennial Man on Blu-Ray, Al decided that he would undergo a transformation of his own. He is gradually undergoing surgeries to replace parts of his body with twigs, branches, leaves, and fragments of bark. By the year 2050, Al expects to be a full-grown maple tree.
#47 Andrei Kirilenko- Andrei emerged from his mother's womb as a fully formed adult head (with hair and, oddly enough, hair gel) without an adjoining body. By the age of three, the head had sprouted a tiny fetal body. By six, the body was just strong enough to support the weight of the head and walk around, albeit with a lot of wobbling and stumbling. It wasn't until puberty that Andrei bore even a vague resemblance to a normally proportioned human.
#34 C.J. Miles- When the Jazz book hotels for their road trips, C.J. demands a separate bed for his imaginary friend, Ethan.
#24 Paul Millsap- You probably didn't know this, but Paul Millsap once beat up your dad.
#17 Ronnie Price- Ronnie doesn't see what the issue is with members of the Heat crying after a tough loss. Ronnie cries after every made jumper because he regrets causing pain to the net.
Raja Bell Eats His Boogers
by Derrick Brown
Oh, this man Raja Bell. I was with this man in Charlotte last year and he was really gross. I saw this man Raja Bell one time and he was scrunching his nose up a lot, you know, like this [scrunches nose]. And then he got to sniffling and snorting and then after that he asked if I had a Kleenex or even some paper towels and I didn't have any so he just went and he stuck his pinky finger right up in his nose. This man dug up in his nose with his finger and then when he took his finger out it had a really big green snot booger on it. Like probably as big as a pea or a kernel of corn. And then I don't know if this man knew I was looking because he took his pinky and stuck it right in his mouth and just sucked on it like it was a ice pop or a fudge popsicle or something. And then when he took his finger out of his mouth there was no more booger, so I think he probably ate it. Raja Bell, man. This man is gross.
Adventures in Impersonating Kyrylo Fesenko on Omegle!
Stranger: male 18 looking for horny girl with cam and msn/skype.. are you??You: i am 24 man of utah but i am horny and i like skypeYou: i am from ukraineYour conversational partner has disconnected.
Here is a picture of the opposing coach!
And now you know about Jazz! Game thread coming later.
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In the old days....(like ummm....January)
this matchup would have been a recipe for disaster. Playing a team on a losing streak, with injuries, and new coaches, and new players….hell even the team bus needs a front end alignment.
And we have injuries and are coming from a road game into the second night of back to backs?
Now that’s exactly when we’d lose! Let’s see if we’ve progressed here.
its one thing to start it with a positive jam and it's another thing to see it on through....The Hold Steady
haha
"Why does green mean that's the color green? Why can't you say another word for green being green? Know what i'm saying?" - Stephon
"Anyway, you should check out the movie "Black and White," which actually stars Allan Houston. It’s not a comedy, but rather a really serious and emotional movie." - Wilson Chandler
by ny knickerbocker on Mar 7, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
They'll be without Mehmet Okur, Francisco Elson,
Kyrylo Fesenko, and Ronnie Price. Andrei Kirilenko and Paul Millsap are game time decisions……
Hey Utah….wanna buy a vowel?
its one thing to start it with a positive jam and it's another thing to see it on through....The Hold Steady
back to back games and a long plane ride from atl...doesn't look favorable that we will have the same defensive energy like yesterday
CARMELO INTRO! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdR87JWXlbs
the cartah lll
if I remember from that last Jazz game
is that the refs were polygamists and that the Jazz refused to close out on Poop and Bully.
Assuming the zebras are at least calling it evenly we should be fine. Also be nice if that Carmelol fella shows if he’s got tigers blood or Barsh blood.
Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows
That was probably one of my least favorite games of the season
Ugly, ugly game. And yeah I remember Bully and E having beast games
by WSD on Mar 7, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
They gave Carmelo ann eye test today and he was
able to read the bottom line:
Made in Philadelphia Copywright 1938.
its one thing to start it with a positive jam and it's another thing to see it on through....The Hold Steady
you guys hear about amar’e and melo mocking bosh and the crying heat players?
CARMELO INTRO! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdR87JWXlbs
the cartah lll
yea, it was on the recap thread, it was hilarous
Dear FOX...
Fire Aikman and replace him with Strahan please
Bunga Bunga Party anyone???
NO Oline in the first!!!!!!!!!
Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo!!!!!!
I wrote this sig. So if Chris Broussard says he did. he's lying. infact if Chris Broussard says he wrote any store he's lying
by 56THE REAL LT on Mar 7, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
i thought they were friends with lebron and co. ......i guess not let the renewed rivalry begin
CARMELO INTRO! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdR87JWXlbs
the cartah lll
no,they said it like they were. but not during bball season.
melo was saying he’s gonna call bosh and make fun of him
Dear FOX...
Fire Aikman and replace him with Strahan please
Bunga Bunga Party anyone???
NO Oline in the first!!!!!!!!!
Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo!!!!!!
I wrote this sig. So if Chris Broussard says he did. he's lying. infact if Chris Broussard says he wrote any store he's lying
by 56THE REAL LT on Mar 7, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
Meh, I was not that amused.
We would be spewing the hate towards Miami even more if any of them were caught laughing at our misfortunes.
I’d rather our guys ignore it, or at least not get caught red-handed. It only makes US look like dickheads.
I’m sure the rest of the league had a good laugh at it, but they were smart enough to not get caught by the media. This seems more embarrassing against the Knicks than Miami actually
"Madison Square Garden is the ultimate basketball stage. That's where I belong. That's where I live. That's the home of the New York Knicks." - Amar'e Stoudemire
by Chris Child's Fist on Mar 7, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
It's being way overblown
Melo and Amare barely said anything. the sports media is BORED.
"I feel like this: You can't hate me." -Toney Douglas
+1
Dear FOX...
Fire Aikman and replace him with Strahan please
Bunga Bunga Party anyone???
NO Oline in the first!!!!!!!!!
Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo!!!!!!
I wrote this sig. So if Chris Broussard says he did. he's lying. infact if Chris Broussard says he wrote any store he's lying
by 56THE REAL LT on Mar 7, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
i just wanna say i hope we win
final score 150-38 knicks!
Dear FOX...
Fire Aikman and replace him with Strahan please
Bunga Bunga Party anyone???
NO Oline in the first!!!!!!!!!
Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo!!!!!!
I wrote this sig. So if Chris Broussard says he did. he's lying. infact if Chris Broussard says he wrote any store he's lying
close, but thats under 150 points so its invalid
Dear FOX...
Fire Aikman and replace him with Strahan please
Bunga Bunga Party anyone???
NO Oline in the first!!!!!!!!!
Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo!!!!!!
I wrote this sig. So if Chris Broussard says he did. he's lying. infact if Chris Broussard says he wrote any store he's lying
by 56THE REAL LT on Mar 7, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
7-3 Knicks
"It was one of those good, deep sleeps; you know, the ones where you wake up and a stream of drool is steadily racing down your shirt? Yes, that kind of sleep." -Landry Fields
by Thelonious Dunk on Mar 7, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
i can see our D holding them to 3
Dear FOX...
Fire Aikman and replace him with Strahan please
Bunga Bunga Party anyone???
NO Oline in the first!!!!!!!!!
Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo!!!!!!
I wrote this sig. So if Chris Broussard says he did. he's lying. infact if Chris Broussard says he wrote any store he's lying
by 56THE REAL LT on Mar 7, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
Jefferson has 30 rebounds
Milsap has 20 rebounds
Amar’e scores 40
Melo scores 40
Game goes down to the wire but Knicks win 121-120 because Devin Harris is missing a crucial intangible.
close but no cigar (i think thats the expression)
STAT- 64 points, 42 boards, 32 dishes, 86 blocks, and 17 steals
Mel007- 53 points, 36 boards, 18 dishes, 15 blocks, and 33 steals
Fields- 102 points, 99 boards, 75 dishes, 130 blocks, 98 steals, and a partridge in a pair tree ( i think thats how it goes)
you can take that to the bank.
Dear FOX...
Fire Aikman and replace him with Strahan please
Bunga Bunga Party anyone???
NO Oline in the first!!!!!!!!!
Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo!!!!!!
I wrote this sig. So if Chris Broussard says he did. he's lying. infact if Chris Broussard says he wrote any store he's lying
by 56THE REAL LT on Mar 7, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
Favors has a 101 and 56
Forgot about that
101 minutes played on the season
and 56 DNP-CDs
Got it.
Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows
This is the funniest one yet
Good work Seth! I laughed particularly hard at the descriptions of Hayward and Jefferson
From Rautins twitter
On Monday 7th March 2011, @andyrautins1 said:
Great win tonite.. Really appreciate every1’s support.. Wish I could be helping this team on the court too.. workin’ hard, patiently waiting..
If Mason can get pt
Andy should too, as long as he is working hard in practice or something like Mason supposedly was.
A void? I see no void!
how come the photos i post don't work? help?
CARMELO INTRO! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdR87JWXlbs
the cartah lll
If you use the little photo icon and paste the link, that should work.
But I’d prefer you just not post photos.
No ik that …but it never goes in it just shows my sig and no worries I just wanna know how to for the right time
CARMELO INTRO! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdR87JWXlbs
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by espnsucks on Mar 7, 2011 5:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
hmmm everybody hurt and the team doesn't play defense. Hmmmmm
I would say that this will be an interesting test. Do we come out play hard and have them down 30 by half time or do we let them hang around and then they will go on a 10 run in the last two minutes and we lose after giving up 125 pts. Let’s go boys, lets see some consistency on D back to back nights!
he can fill in fine obviously for right now
and he still is just a 2nd year player so he’s learning. Having Burps around him will only help.
Maybe not starting, but most definitely a guy that if we don’t get an elite PG we can get a more “true point” and combine him with Toney effectively.
Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows
Too funny
lol
Nowadays everybody wanna talk, like they got something to say, but nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish and motherfu****s act like they forgot about Dre
by King Henry the 2nd on Mar 7, 2011 4:58 PM EST reply actions
i smell a victory tonight
and it smells like baked ziti
"Why does green mean that's the color green? Why can't you say another word for green being green? Know what i'm saying?" - Stephon
"Anyway, you should check out the movie "Black and White," which actually stars Allan Houston. It’s not a comedy, but rather a really serious and emotional movie." - Wilson Chandler
by ny knickerbocker on Mar 7, 2011 5:12 PM EST reply actions
I always figured the Knicks were like rissotto
If done bad, it tastes bad (we play bad)
If done good, it tastes good (we play well)
Basically, inconsistent
Landry Fields for ROY
pasta disasta?
"Why does green mean that's the color green? Why can't you say another word for green being green? Know what i'm saying?" - Stephon
"Anyway, you should check out the movie "Black and White," which actually stars Allan Houston. It’s not a comedy, but rather a really serious and emotional movie." - Wilson Chandler
by ny knickerbocker on Mar 7, 2011 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
Larry Johnson is joining Al Trautwig in the stuido today
GRANDMAMA
Nowadays everybody wanna talk, like they got something to say, but nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish and motherfu****s act like they forgot about Dre
by King Henry the 2nd on Mar 7, 2011 5:39 PM EST reply actions
aaaawwww shit!
i’ma go and get a sweet tea in preparation.
/// aighttho.com \\/// twitter.com/aighttho \\
Whenever I hear the name Trautwig
I think of somebody wearing a bathing cap with fish dangling from it.
She-Will She-Will Rock You
LMFAO
#20 Gordon Hayward- Gordon really doesn’t mind playing under 15 minutes a game as long as the Utah staff provides him with enough towels and seat cushions to build a fort in which to do activities under the bench.
Dear FOX...
Fire Aikman and replace him with Strahan please
Bunga Bunga Party anyone???
NO Oline in the first!!!!!!!!!
Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo! Stat and Melo!!!!!!
I wrote this sig. So if Chris Broussard says he did. he's lying. infact if Chris Broussard says he wrote any store he's lying

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