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Greetings from Marriageville!

Hello friends,

 

It's me, StarksMiddleFinger. I'm still alive. In fact, I'm better than ever.

 

In the last three weeks, I've gotten a new job, moved into a new place, and gotten married. That's right! There is now a Mrs. StarksMiddleFinger ("StarksRingFinger" perhaps?). She's awesome. I'm the lucky one in this thing... trust me.

Big Congratulations to other recent P&T marriages: UK Knick, JVG Dietcoke, Kupe (I think), BucketsnCents (I think) and I know there were like two others. Best of luck to all of you.

Ray Smuckles, haven't you been married for like 50 years? You get a congratulations too. I'm trying to do what you do. 

Anyway, just wanted to let you guys know I'm not dead, and I'm really excited about the draft. 

My new wifey and I will be heading out Thursday night to celebrate whomever the Knicks draft. She's super-pumped (I converted her from Pentecostal to Knicks Fanaticism). 

Married life is so incredible. I always hear mad people saying that eventually the honeymoon ends, and real married life sucks, but... what the hell... those people are HEAT fans. 

 

Go Knicks! And Go My Marriage! 

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