This is something that popped up in Google recently. I'd seen this, but had tucked the information away back in the recesses of my mind. This was a parody of Bruce Springsteen's Born to Run that Jim Dolan's band sang to Dave Checketts as he was contemplating leaving the crazy-ass owner to go to Utah. Dave, this company rips the bones from your back: It's a death trap, it's a suicide rap. You should have got out while you were young... Because I have something to tell you: I'm Chuck Do-lan's son! And then... Someday, Davey, I don't know when, We're going to get to that place where we really want to go, And we'll have some fun. As long as you remember: I'm Chuck Do-lan's son! This is Guitar Jimmy's version of wooing an employee with a long history of unprecendented success at the Garden. Wow.