This is something that popped up in Google recently. I'd seen this, but had tucked the information away back in the recesses of my mind. This was a parody of Bruce Springsteen's Born to Run that Jim Dolan's band sang to Dave Checketts as he was contemplating leaving the crazy-ass owner to go to Utah.
Dave, this company rips the bones from your back:
It's a death trap, it's a suicide rap.
You should have got out while you were young...
Because I have something to tell you: I'm Chuck Do-lan's son!
Someday, Davey, I don't know when,
We're going to get to that place where we really want to go,
And we'll have some fun.
As long as you remember:
I'm Chuck Do-lan's son!
This is Guitar Jimmy's version of wooing an employee with a long history of unprecendented success at the Garden. Wow.