Wednesday White-Faced Sakis

by Seth on Sep 21, 2011 12:38 PM EDT in Mamphibitiles

Good day, butterbeans. I don't have very many links for you today, but I do have some very handsome monkeys.

- First of all, I can't believe I've never used white-faced sakis in a links post. In fact, I'm pretty sure I have but just can't find it. In any event, they're Central American friends who love to hang out in trees and eat fruits. And the males look like...that. I love them.

- An excellent SLAM piece (tee-hee) on Chauncey Billups, tutor to Iman Shumpert.

- Meanwhile, Billups takes issue with the prospect of agents meddling in potential union decertification.

- Whenever there are Knicks games again, there will be better foods to eat at them. I wrote about this for The Sports Section as well. I am going to let loose on some lobster rolls, y'all.

- Via the eminent Dan Devine, this female resident of Youtubeshire compares the relative merits of Landry Fields and Andy Rautins wearing shorts. It gets pretty heavy.

- Mike D'Antoni and his staff (including Mike Woodson!) held a clinic for some local high school coaches. LOL NOW ALL THE HIGH SCHOOLS WILL SUCK AT DEFENSE!!1

And...uh...that's all I've got! I hope you're all having excellent days, free of physical and emotional torment. <3

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i want basketball back!

by dank7 on Sep 21, 2011 1:08 PM EDT reply actions

An excellent SLAM piece (tee-hee)

i was in the clean room, waiting for my co-worker to finish up when i read this. I laughed so hard he dropped our entire batch of product. Day’s work gone. Fuck you seth!

by MetsKnicksRutgers on Sep 21, 2011 3:06 PM EDT reply actions

Ha, my bad.

…“product”?

Posting and Toasting: DWTDD.

by Seth on Sep 21, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions

"yayo"

by frilly on Sep 21, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions

i'm guessing

by frilly on Sep 21, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions

Nahh

real money is in diesel anyway. Any substance that a person is physically ill to the point of debilitation, and one knows they will have return customers. Makes me wonder why people even bother hustling anything else.

by MetsKnicksRutgers on Sep 21, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions

I wouldn't be alive

if I caused the spillage of an entire batch, Nahh, medical manufacturer. Orthopedic implant for the spine, and with my various other hats at this company (bitch and taxi being a few) I also help in the manufacturing.

by MetsKnicksRutgers on Sep 21, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions

this is what i've been waiting for other than the lockout ending

the chance for Burps to work with Shumpert. im glad hes learning to play off the ball also, it’ll just be another weapon to add to the repertoire. i love that hes averaging 5 apg and i hope Burps can develop more of that skillset in him.

by blackhova on Sep 21, 2011 3:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions

If I don't at least have the option of some nasty ass sloppily constructed arena food I'll blow a gasket.

I found Carmen SanDiego! Guess Where? Go Ahead...That's Right..SanDiego.
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by Lord Smackington on Sep 21, 2011 6:36 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Yeah!

by Osborn on Sep 21, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions

rough guess at how much lobster rolls at MSG will be

20$ each?

25?

I think it was Bobby V who said: "You are never as good as you are when you are at your best, and you are not as bad as when you are at your worst."

Like the really funny uncle with a healthy bourbon habit who matches every brilliant Thanksgiving story with one or two ill-advised racist jokes or boob grabs, we’re stuck with Melo. So we might as well learn to love him — quirks and all. http://knickerblogger.net/2011-report-card-carmelo-anthony/

by gbaked on Sep 22, 2011 1:22 PM EDT reply actions