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Good day, butterbeans. I don't have very many links for you today, but I do have some very handsome monkeys.

- First of all, I can't believe I've never used white-faced sakis in a links post. In fact, I'm pretty sure I have but just can't find it. In any event, they're Central American friends who love to hang out in trees and eat fruits. And the males look like...that. I love them.

- An excellent SLAM piece (tee-hee) on Chauncey Billups, tutor to Iman Shumpert.

- Meanwhile, Billups takes issue with the prospect of agents meddling in potential union decertification.

- Whenever there are Knicks games again, there will be better foods to eat at them. I wrote about this for The Sports Section as well. I am going to let loose on some lobster rolls, y'all.

- Via the eminent Dan Devine, this female resident of Youtubeshire compares the relative merits of Landry Fields and Andy Rautins wearing shorts. It gets pretty heavy.

- Mike D'Antoni and his staff (including Mike Woodson!) held a clinic for some local high school coaches. LOL NOW ALL THE HIGH SCHOOLS WILL SUCK AT DEFENSE!!1

And...uh...that's all I've got! I hope you're all having excellent days, free of physical and emotional torment. <3