Monday Gila Monsters
by Seth on Jan 30, 2012 10:26 AM EST
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Good day, children! I've netted a few things I saw floating around the web and have prepared them into a li'l reptilian links post for y'all. Take the jump if you'd like to see what's what.
- Gila monsters are the best reptiles, if you didn't know. That's according to Best Reptiles Monthly, which is an online publication I just started about eight seconds ago and to which you inadvertently subscribed by reading this sentence. Please send $29.99 to the BR Monthly at your earliest convenience.
- We occasionally get reminded that the Knicks' old, creepily prohibitive media policy has been back in effect since Donnie Walsh departed. Not only is Glen Grunwald forbidden from speaking to the media, Mike Woodson is, too.
- Remember Oak's Kitchen? No? Well, Charles Oakley used to have a cooking show, and he's still pursuing a years-long dream of starting another one where he comes to your house and cooks for you. He's got lots of years-old testimonials, too, to prove that he's either a great cook or intimidating enough to coerce the likes of Chris Tucker into championing his skills. This was mentioned in one of ny knickerbocker's recent Knicks Reels. Think that's why folks are writing about it again?
- The Post's Phil Mushnick praises Spero Dedes (who, I agree, has done a good job as Mike Breen's understudy despite his tendency to say Amar'e "Stat-e-mare"), then plunges into a fairly epic diatribe about people saying words he doesn't like while announcing fast breaks and stuff.
- The back-to-back-to-back is coming. Don't know how far you've looked ahead on the schedule, but New York plays on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday this week. Make sure to stay hydrated so you don't run out of tears!
- Tyson Chandler is eligible for SB Nation New York's coveted "Player of the Week" award and, you know, I think Tyson deserves a little recognition for his hard work, especially if it's recognition he will never, ever know about.
That's...that's actually it for right now. The Knicks don't play tonight, but I'm sure to have more up this afternoon.
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Just put in my vote for Tyson.
I really appreciate him keeping the faith and being a leader for this team.
Formerly known as "GangGrizzle".
The writers covering the Knicks are so biased against them, I wouldn’t let my people talk to them either.
Proud owner of over 20,000 comments. (most of them in the wrong place) Oh yeah, and Buster Posey
Nothing wrong with saying the team stinks, because they do. It’s the made up shit that bothers me. When Chandler says they need to toughen up, they pretend to know who’s he referring to. The “they hate Melo” “Melo hates MDA”, “Isiah still runs the Knicks” “MDA is being fired,” “Melo is not a leader because he sat out the Miami game” etc. I’m sick of reading the fabricated sell the papers crap.
Proud owner of over 20,000 comments. (most of them in the wrong place) Oh yeah, and Buster Posey
by rxmeister on Jan 30, 2012 12:10 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
True story.
Why are mosquitoes hatching in our offense?
by StarksMiddleFinger on Jan 30, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
It really is.
I saw an article saying Melo took himself out of the games he did because he was scared of looking bad on national TV.
Luckily it was the Post so I don’t think anyone took it seriously…but seriously?
I dream of Eddy Curry feeding me fish sticks.
Look at it Dave. Look at it.
You know what's sad
A small part of me wants a trade to happen, even though I know it wouldn’t help much, if at all. Just to see some change. That’s how bad the season has become. God, I hope they turn it around soon.
New York Knicks = Sleeping Giants
I don't want to see any trade that doesn't address our point guard situation
I ask myself “What’s the point?” and then I say to myself, “I see what you did there.”
Also:
Make sure to stay hydrated so you don’t run out of tears!
I have a sneaking suspicion that Dolan is going to get into the bottled water business.
Get The Frickin' Rebound
NO BOTTLED WATER FOR TIME WARNER CUSTOMERS!!
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by rxmeister on Jan 30, 2012 12:11 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I see what you did there
I really don’t want them to trade Amar’e. I hope it’s not just me rooting for him and Carmelo to co-exist, which I think is very likely.
New York Knicks = Sleeping Giants
I think I'm still the only one holding out hope that Baron is going to make things work...
…but I still think he’s gonna make a big difference. So I don’t want to start making trades we’re gonna regret later (or fire a coach). Remember it was right around now last season that we stopped completely sucking….
I'm with you
even a diminished Baron gives them some leadership at the point guard position.
Get The Frickin' Rebound
Well one trade will be nice
Dolan and $10 million dollars for lint.
My Wife is a Patriot's fan...
"Giants rely on fumbles and stripping the ball. If the pats secure the ball, then the pats win, but if they fumble or let the ball get striped than the giants win. every game the giants play they always benefit from the other teams bonehead mistakes (fumbled or striped) not from thier skills. The giants are a dirty team, I can’t think of any othe team as dirty as the giants. They try to strip the ball as hard as they can because they know they can’t win a fair game." by EaglesNeedD on Jan 23, 2012 2:01 AM EST
by Giantssincesix on Jan 30, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
but the pocket kind not the belly button kind
or else were just making the same mistake in the Denver trade.
by I know smart people on Jan 30, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
Hope this is false
But I read somewhere that Isiah sat down with Knicks’ executives after the game and had dinner. Doesn’t have to mean anything, and again, it’s probably bullshit, but could the Knicks really be so stupid as to fire D’Antoni and hire Isiah?
New York Knicks = Sleeping Giants
That Phil Mushnick column was the biggest pile of mushnick I'ver ever read.
Seriously, it’s very ironic that he should criticize the word choice of others while writing the most rambling incoherent rant I can remember in a long time.
Shame on the editor for letting see the light of day.
Why are mosquitoes hatching in our offense?
by StarksMiddleFinger on Jan 30, 2012 1:00 PM EST reply actions
Melo doubtful for Tuesday
Alan Hahn: DAntoni says both Melo and Baron are doubtful for tomorrows game vs DET. #Knicks #fb 2 minutes ago
Get The Frickin' Rebound
Dirt Strong, Son!
Why are mosquitoes hatching in our offense?
by StarksMiddleFinger on Jan 30, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
Country strong, checkin in
posi..tive ....thoughts..?
@krishhhayyy
by gymtanlandry on Jan 30, 2012 3:18 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
ny knickerbocker shout out!
Hopefully I get an associate producer credit when Oak’s show gets green lighted by the Food Network…or Nickelodeon. Whichever one makes it happen faster.
And if I had to choose between Baron’s show or Oakley’s show, I’d DEFINITELY go with the latter.
"Why does green mean that's the color green? Why can't you say another word for green being green? Know what i'm saying?" - Stephon
by ny knickerbocker on Jan 30, 2012 9:47 PM EST reply actions
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