Hey friends!! I know we just blew out Detroit again but the Knicks need to make moves RIGHT?! I mean, why not? We tear down and reconstruct the roster every season so why not keep trying until we get it right! After all, fourth time under D'Antoni's a charm! I figured out a way to get everyone what they want AND MORE!! Now we can stop thread fights, snarky gifs, and facepalm pictures!! Blow the shit up.....
Grizzlies get: Dziedzik (finally they get someone for Mayo!)
FIU gets: Glen Grunwald (the Isiah/Grunwald connection lives on!)
Jeanie Buss gets: Optimum's Ultimate Triple Play free for 12 months, Rangers season tickets, Renaldo Balkman, draft picks, money
Time Warner Cable gets: MSG network free of charge (Dolan too excited to care anymore)
Miami Heat get: OJ Mayo (after waived by NY)
Knicks fans get: MSG network, false hope, irritable bowel syndrome
Salary cap/money between teams gets:........who cares!! BOOORING!! Figure it out NERD!!
Coaching Staff: Zen!, Gentry, Herb Williams (like a rock, son!), Atkinson, those other guys in suits behind the bench I don't know
Starting Five (aka 2011-2012 NBA Champions):
Bench: Shump, Lin, Walker, Jeffries, Novak, Jordan, Harrelson......BDiddy (how awkward for BDiddy!!)
EQUILIBRIUM ACHIEVED!! HOORAY FOR CHANGE!!