Yeah yeah yeah... we've got the PG that the whole world wants to watch.

Yeah yeah yeah... he's asian and went to Harvard and can dunk.

Yeah yeah yeah... he's scored more points with more assists than anyone in the history of the game in his first 4 starts.

Yeah yeah yeah... he's won with players that 2 superstars couldn't win with

Yeah yeah yeah... We're 13 and 15 and we've sucked and have been mismanaged for like a gaziLINon years.

Enough already. Now I want to quietly be excited to watch a Knicks game and enjoy this small, modest winning streak with my Posting and Toasting brethren.

All this other gubbins is exhausting me. Welcome back Stat, we're so sorry for your loss and wish you some violent, cathartic dunks on Raptorses headses... and we look forward to you to Melo (sort of).

Oh, and a thousand apologies and thank yous Mr. Jefferies... you've been great and underappreciated... and you too Stevie "Wonder" Novak... your contributions have been most appreciated.... and Landry... well, you'll always be the Landriest in our eyes... and Jorts... hurry home to us ya big LUG... and Shump, our dearest Shump, we see your effort and quiet evolution and we're so thankful for your ability to reflect upon your weaknesses.