Josh Harrellson's smelly farts are the Knicks' GAME CHANGER.
This is a sponsored post. It's for Playstation, as you can probably tell from the branding up top. I have no requirements other than to comment on the Knicks' GAME CHANGER. That initially brought to mind the incredible rise of Jeremy Lin, the shooting of Steve Novak, the defense of Iman Shumpert, and all sorts of other stuff like that. There's one guy, though, whose potential to change games has gone overlooked while he's been recovering from injury...
...Josh Harrellson. Jorts, after shaking off some jitters early in the season, was looking like a steal in regular rotation minutes. He's a hard-working rebounder, a remarkably talented defender for such an inexperienced player, and, lo and behold, a pretty decent spot-up shooter from downtown. His real GAME CHANGING ability, though, was uncovered in a recent interview by Ryan and Jaylah, the two hardest-hitting reporters on the New York beat.
Watch it here (courtesy of P&T's own Melo Fellow), then come right back. Don't dawdle.
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Crazy, right!? How did we not know this? If you couldn't watch the video, the breaking news is that Harrellson is a smelly, smelly human being. Three separate Knicks confirmed this and Josh himself wouldn't deny it. Most of the comments didn't get into much detail, but Landry Fields's elevator remarks lead one to believe that Josh is an avid flatulator. Can you think of anything more GAME CHANGING? Have you ever played pick-up against somebody who smells terrible? It's impossible! Boxing out, wresting for loose balls, contesting shots-- these are activities made incredibly difficult by proximity to a ripe stench. Josh's personal odor (in my imagination: a mix of dirt, boar pheromones, and jerky gas) is an incredible asset to the Knicks, perhaps more so than his sweet shooting and disciplined defense. When he's healthy and back in the rotation, expect Josh Harrellson and his nostril-searing fetor to be the Knicks' GAME CHANGER.
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Hi Jorts
mish u. hurri baq.
Knicks Kid Reporters (<3) really got the scoop on this one
posi..tive ....thoughts..?
@krishhhayyy
this is uncomfortably close to Sharts
I dream of Eddy Curry feeding me fish sticks.
Look at it Dave. Look at it.
Jorts? Fid you Dart?
I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
I feel like i am the last one left at the base of the tower of Babel
That was exceptional.
All I do is Lin Lin Lin no matter what...
by StarksMiddleFinger on Feb 21, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions
those kids are…...
precocious but sweet as all get-out.
I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
I feel like i am the last one left at the base of the tower of Babel
jorts might be the easiest to call smelliest
but i bet toney douglas is the guy that actually smells pissed.
/// aighttho.com \\\/// twitter.com/aighttho \\\
i think this is what playstation had in mind
when they decided to do this.
I think it was Bobby V who said: "You are never as good as you are when you are at your best, and you are not as bad as when you are at your worst."
Thanks Seth!!
Seriously though you would’ve found that eventually <3
I'm pickin up good vibrations!!!!!!!!! Lin's giving me excitations!!!!!!!!!!!
@giametta88
as an avid fan of flatulence
my Jorts appreciation just reached an all time high
Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows
by Rorschach44 on Feb 21, 2012 1:52 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
something to note:
Jorts’ Jarts are actually class A illicit drugs in some states.
^all of this ridiculous
posi..tive ....thoughts..?
@krishhhayyy
by gymtanlandry on Feb 21, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions
No, it's true
Completely illegal in Tennessee.
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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
This. This is why Seth should get more sponsors to sponsor his post. Put him on TNT so we can replace that one segment nobody cares about. You know the one.
EJ’s Neat-O Stat of the Night!
=>Sponsored Byyyy: “Nobody”
I dream of Eddy Curry feeding me fish sticks.
Look at it Dave. Look at it.
Sponsored by:
Jorts’ puckered butthole
by superturboultra on Feb 22, 2012 9:35 AM EST up reply actions
We're going to get a new kind of "seven seconds or less?"
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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
Personally, a secret part of me
hoped (before Lin) that D’antoni would get fired, Dolan would go completely insane, and hire the Grinnell coach.
http://www.bball360.com/apps/blog/show/3876559-the-grinnell-basketball-offensive-system
by twincitiesknick on Feb 21, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
anyone remember reading about how iverson
wouldn’t wear deodorant during games so he’d get extra space?
(why yes, this is how i choose to delurk. um. hi everyone. love P&T!)
by skittle on Feb 21, 2012 4:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Best intro ever!
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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
I thought it was cuz he was drunk
Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows
Deodorant? We talkin about deodorant?
I don’t see any other superstars with chalky armpits.
I dream of Eddy Curry feeding me fish sticks.
Look at it Dave. Look at it.
I use a rock. No sh*t!
No chalk at all. Just get the rock wet, and wipe it where the sun don’t shine. (above yer navel that is). It’s got aluminun in it. What the hell do I know. I used right guard and it was like puting a blowtorch on my pits.
I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
I feel like i am the last one left at the base of the tower of Babel
The secret to being smelly is to
subconciously deny, even to yourself, that you stink. It requires many people repeating that you are a foul (no pun intended) dude before you realize the truth that is smacking you in the face. Take that to the bank. I was mid 40’s before I finally delt with my overt smellyness.
I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
I feel like i am the last one left at the base of the tower of Babel

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