I had a dream last night..... Seriously - I had a dream about the Knicks. It's gotten to this point.
In my dream, the Knicks signed or somehow acquired a guy named Mann-Mann to play point guard. I don't quite remember if there was a hyphen.. or it was just Mann Mann or maybe even MannMann. The 'M' in the second 'Mann' was capitalized - that much I remember.
Anyway, we were all very excited about it and as the rumors grew throughout the day there was much buzzing. Finally, at night, it was confirmed - the Knicks were acquiring Mann-Mann and placing Jeremy Lin on waivers.
It was assumed that Mann-Mann would be in the rotation immediately. I didn't see Mann-Mann's face in the dream, but somehow a certain food was associated with him - something savory, halfway between a cheeseburger with lots of grilled onions and a very large and dense quiche.
I don't really know how to feel about this, because I went to sleep thinking that the Knicks would have won that game last night with Lin playing Douglas' minutes and Douglas playing Bully's minutes.
But anyway, there you have it. This morning, I woke up thinking we had a point guard who played like a man, rather than one who played like a mouse. In fact, this mythical point guard played like two Manns.
Amateur and professional dream analyzers out there, have at it!