#1 Libertyville born
That's some town in Illinois
So says internet
#2 Six foot ten inches
Played four years of college ball
Marquette sucks, I don't
#3 Drafted by Houston
Gave me to the Clips for free
Not my finest hour
#4 I was once a Spur
So I know how the games' played
Other Spurs clichés
#5 Used to ride Knicks pine
Now I play Jorts' old minutes
Because I don't smell
#6 Spot up at the arc
Pump fake, sideways dribble, jump
Five of ten go splash
#7 Jeff Van Gundy said
I'm the best shooter he's seen
Mike Breen heard him well
#8 Go by Novakaine
Because my hands go numb from
Feeling up Clyde's suits
#9 I get paid league min
But save on my insurance
Discount Double Check!
#10 P&T legend?
One day, Do What Novak Do
Will mean eating cheese
#11 Free agent next year
But at least for one season
I earned some haiku's
My first fanpost. I bet I messed this thing up. That would be very un-Novak. Feel free to add 5 more so we can have a Novak number of haikus.