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Steve Novak's Life Recap in Haiku Form (written drunk)

#1 Libertyville born

That's some town in Illinois

So says internet

#2 Six foot ten inches

Played four years of college ball

Marquette sucks, I don't

#3 Drafted by Houston

Gave me to the Clips for free

Not my finest hour

#4 I was once a Spur

So I know how the games' played

Other Spurs clichés

#5 Used to ride Knicks pine

Now I play Jorts' old minutes

Because I don't smell

#6 Spot up at the arc

Pump fake, sideways dribble, jump

Five of ten go splash

#7 Jeff Van Gundy said

I'm the best shooter he's seen

Mike Breen heard him well

#8 Go by Novakaine

Because my hands go numb from

Feeling up Clyde's suits

#9 I get paid league min

But save on my insurance

Discount Double Check!

#10 P&T legend?

One day, Do What Novak Do

Will mean eating cheese

#11 Free agent next year

But at least for one season

I earned some haiku's

My first fanpost. I bet I messed this thing up. That would be very un-Novak. Feel free to add 5 more so we can have a Novak number of haikus.

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