What's up, you little miscreants? Y'all up to no good again? Misbehaving? What do you kids do for crime nowadays, huh? Slingin' nips? Huffin' hip-hop? Huh? You guys are just out there shankin' greens and jackin' birds, aren't you? Despicable. Get your delinquent self inside this instant, sit down on this chair here, and let's watch some good, wholesome basketball. You disgust me. Here are the details, along with the blogs you must read:
You hear that? The Heat are fighting for their lives while the Celtics are trying to make a Finals run nobody thought was possible, and you thought it'd be perfectly okay to spend your evening out on the streets, scootin' around on your motorboard and pushin' clams. Terrible. Stay here, watch the game, comment along, check out those blogs, and have a pleasant, crime-free evening, you scoundrel.