Here is a song parody I wrote about the Knicks decision not the match on Lin. As you can see, it is intended as a duel between Dolan and Lin. I'm hoping someone with talent can turn this into a youtube video. (You hear me KevJumba?)
According to reports, Dolan was treating Lin like he should have been grateful to the Knicks, but Lin did what he was asked, to go out and find his market value. It just all reminded me of the 80's hit, Don't You Want Me (The Human Leagues). Enjoy.
----Linsane in L.A.
Why Don't You Match me Dolan?
Sung to the tune of: Don't You Want Me (The Human League)
DOLAN:
You were jobless on waivers on the NBA wire
When I met you
I picked you up, I made you a Knicks, and gave you a chance,
Turned you into someone new
Now seven months later on you've got the world at your feet
Success has been so easy for you
But don't forget it's me who put you where you are now
And I can put you back there too
Chorus (DOLAN):
Don't, don't you want me?
You know I can't believe it when I hear that you signed with Rockets
Don't, don't you want me?
You know I don't believe you when you say you signed with Rockets
It's much too late to find
The Rockets changed their mind
They changed it to poison now we will both be sorry
Don't you want me Jeremy? Don't you want me oh
Don't you want me Jeremy? Don't you want me oh
JEREMY:
I was jobless on waivers on the NBA wire
That much is true
But even then I knew I'd play a much better game
Either with or without you
JEREMY:
The seven months we have had have been such good times
I love Knicks fans.
But now I think it's time I got paid my fair value
The market says that's my fair value.
Why Don't you match me Dolan? Don't you match me oh
Why Don't you match me Dolan? Don't you match me oh
(Chorus):
JEREMY:
Why Don't you match me Dolan? Don't you match me oh
Why Don't you match me Dolan? Don't you match me oh
DOLAN:
Don't you want me Jeremy? Don't you want me oh
Don't you want me Jeremy? Don't you want me oh
JEREMY:
Why Don't you match me Dolan? Don't you match me oh
Why Don't you match me Dolan? Don't you match me oh
BOTH:
Why Don't you match me Dolan? Don't you match me oh / Don't you want me Jeremy? Don't you want me oh
Why Don't you match me Dolan? Don't you match me oh / Don't you want me Jeremy? Don't you want me oh
(Fade)
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