Good afternoon, friends. How's everybody doing today? What day is it, even? Probably Wednesday. I just arrived at the Cox Pavilion, where I am learning about how to spell "pavilion" properly and am in attendance for the Knicks' final Summer League match-up against the Cleveland Cavaliers' squad. The intrigue here is obvious: Today's action should include a match-up of giant Jamaican countrymen/superstars Samardo Samuels and Jerome Jordan (Jordan isn't warming up right now but he's still on the roster and I assume he's playing. If he's not, I'm just gonna go lie down at center court. (By the way, a reminder: Jerome Jordan is not and can not be on the Knicks' actual roster this year (sub-parentheses!))).

That's what's up. Tip-off is at 1 PM Vegas time, 4 PM Earth time, and the game will be televised on both MSG and NBA TV. If you're watching, comment along and share your gazpacho recipes here.