Photo: Jialiang Gao
Good afternoon, children. I'm sure you're busy buttering gumballs right now, but once all your gumballs are buttered, how about a few links? Jump for 'em.
- Thankfully, it's "spider tortoise", and not "spider-tortoise". That hybrid would not be welcome on my planet.
- This dude and his agent really want an invite to Knicks training camp. He might have a better shot if he grows eight to ten inches.
- Jason Gay suggests that the Knicks walk across the Brooklyn Bridge prior to that game. That'd be an awesome tradition for both teams, though I worry about the Knicks' knees holding up during the walk. GET IT BECAUSE THEY HAVE SEVERAL OLD PLAYERS.
Them's the links! This weekend and the coming week are likely to be pretty quiet around here, but I'll try to get threads up for all the Olympic games and I'll keep y'all updated about whatever else transpires. <3