Complain, complain, complain!
Alrighty peoples, the Knicks are a-floundering, and you know what that means. You don't? Well, let me tell you it's time for another Radical Solutions fanpost!
Melo's knee got drained, and, right through the needle came is ACL, his MCL, his TMI and his cartilege-free kneecap itself. The good news is that they think the cartilege is still floating around in there. And Kurt Thomas has apparently screwed a rusty hinge to his remaining bone with his impact driver. Day to day.
Meanwhile, Amar'e liked the feeling of having a knee cleaned out that he hired the same people to clean out his other knee, and while he was at it he hired them to clean out his house too. It's good to be clean, plus he got a six week vacation out the deal. Sweet!
Also, Tyson 'Higgs Boson' Chandler, not to feel left out, has a case of 'Chauncey-In-The-Playoffs' knee. He's day to day. See you in a few weeks, Tyson!
Ray Felton is playing defense like a madman (an actual madman, not a crazily good basketball player) and is racking up assists like a one-armed Jeremy Lin. Kidd is oh, so very tired, Rasheed Wallace's foot is being held together by nothing but Woodson hope, Camby has approximately 5 games left before his plantar fascia plants itself into some guy's forehead up in the blue seats.
Of course, Shump might be rounding into shape, and J.R. might be getting a bit smarter, so all is not lost. But we need a little more help. Play Kurt Thomas at the point? Borrow Oscar Pistorius' blades? Get a time machine and sign Abe Lincoln? Trade for Kobe? It's all on the table, people.
I wanna hear your solutions - no matter how radical and crazy.